Dogs Do Not Read
Read to your children
but do not read to your dog
your children will always remember
your dog will just scratch
and take a nap
dogs are not literary animals
they'd sooner chase cars
or watch the Nature Channel
on TV
they do not care for books
even coloring books
they have their eye
on squirrels and birds
and other creatures
that co...
Friday 31st January 2020 12:29 pm
Goodbye Fly
When fly
flies by
the swatter replies
as fly gets hit
between
the eyes
no more poor fly
his sad wife
cries
he never even
had a chance
to say goodbye.
Thursday 30th January 2020 11:59 am
Wild Oats
Passion employed
boy's wisdom scant
so much they lacked
in common sense
Promises pronounced
that were not kept
young daughters cried
poor mothers wept
Who is to say
they'd ere repent
as sins compiled
contrition went
Compassion was
not ever meant
yet one day they'll rue
the life so spent.
Wednesday 29th January 2020 1:06 pm
Nut & Bolt
Could anyone
take her place
the one I chose
to love and cherish
I have loved her now
for over 50 years
and everyday she
brightens my life
in my eyes
she seems to never change
she is still the lovely girl
I kissed and fell for
one summer night at the
Sonic Drive-in
her hair up in curlers
still laughing at my jokes
still giving me d...
Tuesday 28th January 2020 12:05 pm
Clutter
My wife got the idea
to de-clutter the place
unfortunately
I was the first thing to go
said I had not been used
for anything for years
and was just taking up space
collecting dust
said no one really knew
my original purpose
and that I did not fit the decor
so out I went
along with old newspapers
and old clothes
and assorted kn...
Monday 27th January 2020 2:13 pm
The Little Lutheran Church
There is such a sense of peace at this place
This simple little white church
nestled among the Oaks & Cedars
protected by them in this little valley
hidden miles off the main highway
A winding road leads to this place
where time stands still
and progress is denied
I can almost hear my ancestors speaking
whispering from their graves
Here lies the memorie...
Sunday 26th January 2020 1:16 pm
Customer Survey
Your opinion matters
but not to us
we do not want your feedback
or your righteous indignation
we do not need you to fill out
a survey critiquing our service
we are comfortable
and don't need comments from idiots
we got your money
and that's the main thing
so don't reply to this message
we don't care what you think
and if you ha...
Saturday 25th January 2020 1:24 pm
Sudden Stops
On the bumper
of a poem
this poem
makes sudden stops
do not follow
too closely
you may smash into
a metaphor
and tear up your
mind.
Friday 24th January 2020 11:01 am
SIMPLICITY
In the working of a poem
some so oddly came along
among many, this was one
that from simplicity was sprung
Listeners cannot be confused
when simplicity is used
and the audience gladly gleans
what the poet simply means
There is no need for more
let poems stay faithful to their core
from the heart determine reach
make them simple, yet unique
Wo...
Thursday 23rd January 2020 12:21 pm
What Makes A Boy
What makes a boy?
ain't hard to pick
a good ole dog and
newfound stick
they bond together
lickety-split
the boy and dog
and stick are thick.
Wednesday 22nd January 2020 5:32 pm
So Brief A Life
We enter into
that final phase
expressed in sleep
and slow malaise
we shrink in size
our mind declines
we deteriorate
in many ways
no more the rage
of primal youth
we slowly learn
the somber truth
that like a tree
now without fruit
life was too brief
death in our roots.
Tuesday 21st January 2020 1:55 pm
The Hearing-Impaired Line
If you are hard of hearing
you may call our
Hearing-Impaired line
@ 1-800-What?
when you hear the beep
press one for service
oh that's right
you can't hear can you?
well never mind
the hearing line obviously
still needs some work
we have a committee set up
to make recommendations
we should hear back from them soon
public input and feed...
Monday 20th January 2020 11:56 am
Paperboy Quarterback
Rising early
I hear the paper boy outside
throwing the newspaper
I have to give him credit
everyday he comes on time
rain or shine
and he always hurls the paper
square in the center of the driveway
which in itself is quite a feat
I always hear the chug of his truck
the one-note plop of the chunked paper
as it hits the pavement
how adroitly he slings it
s...
Sunday 19th January 2020 12:38 pm
ICE
Ice in a glass
clinks
against the side
blocks of ice
floating like
ice bergs
in North seas
the chips are ships
gone down to
storms inside
the glass of ice
they melt away
like thoughts
once thought
but lost
no rafts to save
as memory sinks
dissolving into
a watery grave
of what used
to be.
Saturday 18th January 2020 11:03 am
Cold Reality
birds
under the feeder
cold feathers
cold feet
some get fat
some get nothing
kinda like life itself
cold reality.
Friday 17th January 2020 3:02 pm
Washing Away The Blues
To become rich
easy as pie
go to the laundromat
and apply
your skill at finding
coins that dropped
from coin returns
likely as not
You'd be surprised
what people leave
two dollar bills
would you believe
and in the washer
you might find
a buck or two
were left behind
In hurried ways
some folks forget
the coins they used
and the...
Thursday 16th January 2020 1:34 pm
The Smell Of Old Books
The smell of old books
will soon get one hooked
One cannot wait
to open and look
The journey of a lifetime
is then undertook
Away in lost nooks
the adventure of books.
Wednesday 15th January 2020 1:56 pm
The Cliffs Of Norfolk
They crumble and
then caravans fall
along a wall
of dirt debris
and many come
to be enthralled
at sight of all
there is to see
as caravans fall
men are appalled
at such a sight
as scenes like these
can something stall
so more won't fall
into the arms
of the waiting Sea.
Tuesday 14th January 2020 1:26 pm
Working Stiff
Just a working stiff
work minimum wage
the midnight shift
what little it pays
work when I can
poor working man
the work repeats
but then again...
The bills come in
the rent is due
it costs to live
resources few
work's all I know
no time for friends
work 'till I die
then ...stiff again.
Monday 13th January 2020 12:41 pm
What's Good About Old Age
is that your eyesight goes
which means you don't see all the things
deteriorating around you
you don't see the dirt and dust
the things that need fixing
the cobwebs
Another good thing is
you don't hear too good either
which means you don't pick up on
all the ugly things being said on TV
and you can also use the excuse
I didn't hear you
to get out of w...
Sunday 12th January 2020 12:06 pm
Cash & Credit---a poem by O.L. Buzzerd
in the old days
people paid cash
for things they needed
either that or they
dealt with a store
that would carry their tab
on the books
but payin' cash
was regular routine
there weren't no credit or debit cards
and all banks were local
you either had the cash
or you didn't
if you didn't
you saved until you did
dollars and cents
...Saturday 11th January 2020 12:59 pm
Waves of Poems
Waves of poems
are in my bones
It seems I can't leave
them alone
Poems pull and tug
till out they come
the mystery is
why I am prone
No turning back
control I lack
where there is one
there are much more
Poems ebb and surge
till they emerge
like waves crash on
the waiting shore.
Friday 10th January 2020 1:48 pm
Plastic Jesus
Plastic Jesus on the dashboard
St. Christopher pinned to the visor
a rosary around the rear view
all the insurance he needs
just in case
he hits a fire hydrant or a house
or another speeding car
when the flashing lights come on
one last gulp before he's pulled over
patted down and tested
he walked the line
but fell off before the end
drunk tank bl...
Thursday 9th January 2020 1:32 pm
His Own Little World
He cannot remember
his own name or
those of his children
has no idea where he is
he has become disconnected
from the past
knows only the moment
his spouse is the one who suffers
he just wanders around
not realizing who he is
not knowing or understanding
where he is
all the pressure is on her
the feeding
the bathing
the watching after
...
Wednesday 8th January 2020 12:06 pm
ROOTS
A pig can root
so can a tree
root beer is neat
root for your team
a root canal
is not so keen
roots make no noise
compared to beans.
Tuesday 7th January 2020 12:26 pm
Song Of The Wild Geese
In the early morning
great flocks of geese
fly overhead
honking in exuberance
exhilarated with the morning
the beauty of the lake
the snap of cool air
they announce their presence
with joyful noise
like trumpeters warming up
an orchestra in the sky
singing so jubilantly
as if they had just discovered life
found happiness
in the sunrise
...Monday 6th January 2020 11:35 am
Fish & Visitors
Fish and visitors
smell after three days
make them go away
to heaven we pray
dear God make them leave
we beg you persuade
fish and visitors smell
make the smell go away.
Sunday 5th January 2020 10:28 am
RAINBOWS
My life not lived
in cars or planes
or cruise ships
all my rainbows
found
in treasured words
with any luck
I'll find my
pot of gold
a finished poem
the end of every
rainbow's arc.
Saturday 4th January 2020 12:17 pm
Margins
Need we have margins
straight as they be
lines of our limits
defined boundaries
Restricted spacing
that seeks to impede
squeezed between margins
with less opportunity
Let us instead be
boundless and free
with limitless freedom
where men can succeed
Margins confine us
to conformity
freedom becomes us
our margin of victory.
Friday 3rd January 2020 12:39 pm
Refurbished Poem
Take an old poem
that was stored up in the attic
set it up on a desk and go to work
strip off the old worn out cliches
fill in the holes of missing words
then sand it down
to the bare essentials
put on a good primer
to give it an even base
then finally paint it
with a bright shiny enamel
of imagery and meter
don't leave any bumps
let it sit
let it dry
...Thursday 2nd January 2020 12:20 pm
Going To Get The Mail
I told my wife
I'm going down to the mail box
if I'm not back in 30 minutes
it's because I have fallen
and can't get up
she replied
make sure you fall on the lawn
and not into the street
you know how the HOA is
they have that No Litter policy.
Wednesday 1st January 2020 1:31 pm
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