The Only Place
The only place
that my hair grows
is in my ears
and in my nose,
the consequence
of growing old
is hair grows where
it's not supposed!
Tuesday 30th June 2020 12:14 pm
TWO OLD DOGS
His energy
got up and went,
like me he's old
his vigor spent
Just two soul mates
accepting fate,
we compare notes
commiserate
It must be we
are much alike,
our bark much worse
than is our bite
Sit on the porch
our kinship keeps,
just two old dogs
drift off to sleep.
Monday 29th June 2020 1:15 pm
The Sound Of Rain
The sky spits rain
upon the drive and walk
rain runs downhill
it's spatter likens talk
a humidity of clams
and sensuous smells
its clamoring the clink
of tiny bells
it sings of heaven
in its sweet refrain
there is no sound
quite like the sound of rain.
Sunday 28th June 2020 12:51 pm
HOMELESS MAN
The sidewalk steams
heat rises
yet there he is
under a plastic tarp
wrapped like a tamale
a hot dog in a bun
his flesh meeting
the burning sidewalk
he does not stir
the pavement heats up
he becomes bacon in a frying pan
it must be 100 degrees
why choose this place
to park to stay to sleep
why not pick a patch of grass
the shade of a tree?
...
Saturday 27th June 2020 2:46 pm
Lactose Intolerance---a poem by O.L. Buzzerd
I am old
and mosta my parts
are worn out and broke down
there's a lot of things
that don't agree with me
including food and politics
then there's a lot of people
who don't agree with me either
my x-wife dont
my kids don't
my neighbor dont
the cat don't really care
one way or the other
got a touch of what's called
"Lactose Intolerance"
whi...
Friday 26th June 2020 12:48 pm
PIGEON COMPLAINT
I am a pigeon
without a home
I have no place to go
now that they have
pulled down all the statues
I used to love to sit on
Andrew and Abe and
watch for tourists
to relieve myself on
but now I have no place
to watch for targets
so I am out of business
and have no place
to do my business
I wonder
do they make Diapers for Pigeons?
I guess it all De...
Thursday 25th June 2020 12:46 pm
THE ATTACHMENT
What's in the box
to be exact?
the question is
what is attached?
It takes too long
have to backtrack
I guess it's patience
that I lack
It prompts me with
Preview Attached
still more instructions
after that
See where it's at
but the screen goes black
won't let me open
the damned attached!
Wednesday 24th June 2020 12:44 pm
CUSTODY
Whose weekend is it?
you had them last weekend
this weekend they're mine
you have them until 6pm
then they are mine again
we maneuver them like chess pawns
trying to get the advantage
we have attorneys
we have decrees
what we don't have is their custody
so one weekend they're here
the next they're there
we are part-time parents
shuffling the kids around
...Tuesday 23rd June 2020 12:29 pm
STRAY CAT
The cat comes around
to work his con
your tender heart
he preys upon
He had you pegged
right from the start
he'll charm and melt
your softy heart
On you his skill
is aptly honed
he knows he now
has found a home
You fell for it
his plan succeeds
he is home free
and now won't leave!
Monday 22nd June 2020 12:53 pm
DADS
When dads were around
there was strength and trust
and certainty
there would be food on the table
and a roof over our heads
then dads went away
through divorce
or abandonment
and kids were left
with only one parent
one parent who
was not there most of the time
because they had to work
and do all the things the father
used to do
...
Sunday 21st June 2020 12:42 pm
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Saturday 20th June 2020 1:09 pm
Pick A Year
It is so embarrassing
when on a web site
it asks for your age
and when you click on it
your year of birth does not come up
does not even appear
and then you have to scroll
all the way to the bottom
to find your particular year
it's shameful
and discriminatory
why isn't someone
concerned about that?
it's Senior discrimination
it's making fun of old peo...
Friday 19th June 2020 12:25 pm
Personality Disorder
I cannot change
my personality
despite so many
desperate pleas
From disgruntled
wife and family
blue in the face
from asking me
I just go on
unwittingly
denying fault
but happily
Hoping they won't
take it personally
and accept my
odd personality.
Thursday 18th June 2020 12:23 pm
The Fledgling
Within tall grass I heard a cheep
a baby bird there at my feet
so suddenly it had occurred
it startled me more than the bird
Without a peep its silence kept
so quiet I almost stepped on it
from nest it fell and wandered here
but camouflaged it had no fear
It stared at me, just looking up
surprised me by the stance it took
so small it barely left a trace
...Wednesday 17th June 2020 12:19 pm
She Dreams
She makes little noises
in her deep sleep
covered in covers
strange voices occur
baby sounds
the cooing of a dove
whimpers and cries
whispers in shadows
the language of sleep-
she dreams.
Tuesday 16th June 2020 6:50 pm
Frantic
My computer is currently down
to it I'm sorely bound,
on keys I frantically pound
I'm lost but will be found.
Monday 15th June 2020 2:30 pm
Whole Milk
We cannot be whole
without whole milk
this 1% or 2% just
does not make us whole
Whole Milk always sounded
good and wholesome
we remember when Whole Milk
was the only option
before it got a bad rap
as unhealthy and bad
now we have almond milk
coconut milk
manufactured milk
fake milk
but still we remember
the taste and texture
of delicious whole ...
Saturday 13th June 2020 12:57 pm
Toppling Statues
They toppled my statue
yesterday
it had stood for years
in my back yard
a monument to myself
so beautiful and stirring
me, upon my steed
with hat tipped jauntily to the side
It was home to pigeons and grackles
who roosted on my head
their white leavings
reminders of my vulnerability
what a marvel it was to see
this statue to myself everyday
the glorif...
Friday 12th June 2020 1:00 pm
Butterfly Wings
It was a good poem
if I say so myself
I thought of it
just before I fell asleep
when I awoke
it had flown away
it's out there somewhere
in the wind
bring a butterfly net
to help catch it
try not to
hurt its wings.
Thursday 11th June 2020 12:06 pm
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who stole them from
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Permission must be obtained before
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(Like someone would actually want to).
Most of my poems are not worth stealing.
If you would just ask
I would give them to you for free.
I'm trying to get rid of them
as they are taking up spa...
Wednesday 10th June 2020 1:00 pm
Walking It Back
I apologize
for what I said
I did not mean
what you thought I meant
it was taken out of context
misquoted
I know it's on tape
but tapes can be doctored
my lips are moving
but it is not me speaking
it's some other guy
that looks like me
but having said that
I profusely apologize
if I offended any person
animal or vegetable
I walk back
my hurtf...
Tuesday 9th June 2020 12:48 pm
How To Have A Happy Marriage
People always ask
how is it my wife and I
have stayed married
for 50 years
it is so easy
I respond
just do everything
your wife says
there is no sense
in arguing
you will always
lose
so just accept your fate
and obey
follow her instructions
and do not push back
then retreat to the garage
or the tool shed
you can al...
Monday 8th June 2020 12:50 pm
Peace Officer
Another black man killed
only this time
not by cops
in fact
he was a cop
David Dorn
38 years of service
still serving his community
gunned down by assailants
for the crime of
being a cop
he had a wife, Ann Marie
he had a family
5 children, 10 grand-kids
he was an upstanding citizen
helping poor kids and disadvantaged youth
helping othe...
Sunday 7th June 2020 12:33 pm
GRASS
Grows high and thick
encouraged by the rain
it mocks us with green grin
daring us to do something about it
with a crank of the rope
the mower coughs
but starts
our Sherman tank
in the war against
this growing menace
we push on
always in a circular pattern
as we follow our own tracks
becoming one with yard
the summer sun is here
the s...
Saturday 6th June 2020 1:33 pm
LOL
When you don't know what to say
and don't want to take the time
to think of something
just slap a LOL in there
and let her rip
it's short
it's accepted
it's only 3 letters
but it says how you really feel
which is
don't bother me
I'm busy
I have better things to do.
LOL.
Friday 5th June 2020 1:00 pm
Ours To Keep
Where are the men of cloth today
who in the past encouraged
all to unify and peacefully pray
there is no man comparable to King
whose virtuous ideals were all he had to bring
who spoke of love
sang we shall overcome
afraid those days are now long gone
where are the freedom fighters of those bygone days
who joined arm in arm and in solidarity made
their way a...
Thursday 4th June 2020 1:00 pm
Coffee Mate
Folgers is what I prefer,
it's so much cheaper than,
the fancy schmancy coffee
known as that Starbucks brand,
My taste is not as rich as that
more like a common man,
and best of all, plain Folgers
comes in a red reusable can.
Wednesday 3rd June 2020 12:45 pm
Poet's Plea
I'm sorry I'm white
but I was born that way
just like you
born black
neither of us had a choice
each of us born at random
with no say in the process
or in the past
we had no choice
we did not pick a side
we simply grew
we went about our life
as best we could
in our own time and place
now we are at each other's throats
each accusing the other
of ...
Tuesday 2nd June 2020 12:07 pm
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