Slimming World
Slimming World.
They say that life is brighter with Slimming World
With Slimming World you will be happier and lighter
Eating free foods, foods you love and counting Syns
Before long you'll be feeling better and faster on your pins
So much free food just eat till you are full
shopping and preparing is so much fun; it's never dull
Classes are so valuable educating you to...
Monday 2nd March 2020 11:48 pm
Our World Is Disappearing
Water is rising floods sent from hell, Corona virus too
Everybody pondering but there is nothing they can do
Global warming distroying our world it's not going to end
A disaster after another, no one know what is round the bend
Save the earth be mindful they tell us. Stop it getting worse
This can't be fixed by hand, or all the money in ones purse
How do you stop ice from me...
Friday 28th February 2020 12:13 pm
Corona Virus
Corona Virus is sweeping causing panic and fear
Many lost to it now. It's in the uk it's starting here
Pray that a vacine can soon to found ?
Stop the corona in its tracks, don't hang around
China god bless you, so many you have been lost to it
Do something God, make it go, we don't need this sh..
Pray that is all any of us can do. Pray people won't you
Banish and stop...
Thursday 27th February 2020 3:16 pm
Yesterday
Yesterday all my troubles melted like soft snow
I loved you more than you could ever realise or know
Hand in hand our future ahead. Today, I wake you're dead.
Taken in the blink of an eye. Can't make sense of it all.
Knife crime on the rise, now you're the victim my Paul.
I vow to get you're attacker locked up forever inside
He has no place to hi...
Sunday 16th February 2020 12:53 pm
Sad Valentine
? Today I ached so deep in my heart for you
Yet my tears where all in vain, and wasted
You don't want me, you never have really care
A fool I throw myself at you, I love you dearly
24/7 I pray you will be mine, yet your with her
There is no real love why should you care
My head thinks about you 24/7 can't stop it
I am deeply in love and I honestly admit
Your my night and ...
Friday 14th February 2020 11:52 pm
You
I tell you that I love you, you are loved dearly by me
You don't say a word as you say its never going to be
I know I am foolish to love, when we have never met
The last 21 years I have totally loved you don't forget
Sometime we get on ok, we laugh you make me smile
I pray that you could love me and show it for a while
You resist saying its never going to happen no way
I try yet, I just...
Wednesday 12th February 2020 12:08 am
Valentine in heaven
❤️Happy valentine my darling, I miss you so this day❤️
Even though you are in heaven I just want to say
I send a rose ? as a mark of my devotion to you
Till we meet again when my life is through
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Tuesday 11th February 2020 1:31 pm
Blow wind blow
Strong powerful it hit the shores, sea waves crashed over sea walls
Powerful determined to be free. Death total rising trees falling.
Thunder lightening flashing the sky. Tin cans and dust bins pass by.
This storm out to destroy everything in its path and beyond tonight.
Rain lashing down, drains can't take this water, we have floods now
Its worse than a monsoon feels like a TV f...
Sunday 9th February 2020 11:15 pm
Only In Dreams
How wide is the ocean, how far away are the stars
Is there really life up there on Mars ?
heaven they say is above us and hell below
Many question but answers are few you know
Nothing is for certain except I know I love you
in my dreams your my lover with out you I'm blue
Its Valentine's Day made for lovers who care
Yet we only meet in dreams your always there
We make lov...
Friday 7th February 2020 11:28 pm
The Northen Lass
Teacher stood Saying Marie converse in verse ?
Eh said I, This class is hell its the worse
I can't write or talk Petry and all that crap stuff
bugger this I thought I've had just about enough
I went to toilet then ran all way home that day
I hate bloody poetry, not doing it, no way?
Next day on detention I had to write a verse
I tried saying I was ill, I needed the school nu...
Wednesday 5th February 2020 10:52 pm
You
No one could come close to you in my eyes it's you
I think about you constantly, with out you life is blue
you tease sometimes you hurt my feelings, I cry
Yet with out you I would curl up and just die
you are my everything, my love, my man yes you
I could walk away from anything except you, my glue
Friday 24th January 2020 11:41 pm
Grandad
Grandads old chair is empty now, he gone
People say a lovely man hats off to John
a coal miner in his working years, poor sod
His lungs where damage by when 40 0dd
pit dust rotted his chest and lungs inside
Suffering we watched we could not abide
They sacked him his job he couldn't keep
couldnt catch his breath, nana would weep
he coughed up coal dust from in his chest
...Thursday 23rd January 2020 7:00 pm
Insomnia.
(This is my real curse)
Insomnia a horrid curse
can't sleep can't converse
everyone in the house well away
got to be up early as well today
insomnia had it all my life
it sucks, I am tired that's life
wish I could close and drift away
awake all night till the break of day
hubby snores so loudly each night
to try and nod I fight and figh...
Thursday 23rd January 2020 2:08 am
Crystal
Crystal - Poem by Marie
My crystal I hold you in my hand
Take me to a far away land
here on earth or up in space,
Take me to a far away place
... Show me heaven and a far away land,
as I hold you tightly in my hand
wrap me in a blanket of spiritual lov
Through time and the veil now we rise above
Magical crystal work here with me
show me that which I want to see
A glimps of the...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:28 pm
Tree of death
The Tree Of Death - Poem by Marie
It was a really lovely tree
Roots deep spread underground
Its beauty made the people smile
They came to see it from miles around
Then one day a mad man came
Hung himself on a branch
Now passers by say its cursed
They never give it a second glance
Man took its beauty and destroyed it
His corpse rotted hanging from that tree
Now no one will go near...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:27 pm
Two Angels
Two Angels - Poem by Marie
Two angels in a sat bar one night
Thinking something's wrong, it isn't right
its like a silence has fallen over the earth
no one needs saving no deaths or births
They did not know that they had fallen
they had been bad and missed their calling
god banished them from heaven to earth
calling it their second birth
so over a beer and a smoke or two
...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:26 pm
I am still here
Am Still Here - Poem by Marie
Hello I am still here
My mother used to visit a medium
A lovely old dear
She would say I have your father
'Whispering in my ear'
She would relay his message
Loud and clear
Granddad had gone
But he was still so near
Beyond the veil all still go on
When we die still we live on
As I got older things took a turn
I heard those voices
Yet I...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:25 pm
She woke up dead
She woke up dead, yes dead in her heart
She thought they would never ever part
The Wicked man of stone ruined her life
Why did he ask her to be his wife
He knew he already had one tucked away
She tries to cry but she woke up dead today
A bigamist and a sweet girl of twenty three
Signs where there she just didn't want to see
Three week into the marriage a knock on the door
His...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:24 pm
Snow
Snow - Poem by Marie
People say its lovely, picture postcard looks
In reality picture postcards are better off in books
I have never liked the white stuff, or slippery ice
Something about its dangers tell me its not nice
It covers most of England, like a blanket of death
I have never liked it, walking in it leaves me out of breath
I slipped in it once and broke my leg, so I curse...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:23 pm
Floaters in the eye
Floaters - Poem by Marie
I have big dark floaters in my eyes interfering with my vision
the optician said its old age, from which there's no remission
I remember when I was twenty I could see for miles ahead
Now these eyes are not like mine, imposter's in my head
I sat there and I got through the eye tests only to be told
You need to wear bifocals. I picked some trendy glasses
Mak...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:22 pm
Boy on a platform 4
Boy on a platform Wanted a date
Waited to see her but train was late
He watched her daily she looked posh
He wanted to ask her out for some nosh
Boy on the platform disappointed again
British trains are such a blooming pain
tomorrow She will be on time and say yes
This boys love life's Such a untidy mess
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:21 pm
Girl on a platform
Girl on a platform sat alone
seems she is a long way from home
wish that she would sit with me
Alas I know it will never be
This poem was inspired by the TV add
About a young girl and a wishful lad
I hope to write a whole lot more
Girl and boy poems by me galore
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:20 pm
Boy on a platform 3
Boy on a platform Dripping in sweat
Looked so sexy, I'll never forget
In his hand a diet coke
This is just my kind of bloke
Boy on a platform wipes his head
How I wish he was in my bed
His train pulled in he never knew
he'd turned me on in every ones view
As the train started to move away
I hoped I'd see him here again one day
Boy on a platform was it a dream
he melted mo...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:20 pm
Boy on a platform 2
Boy on a platform in tight jeans
In an instant caught my eye
Made my heart start to thump
as he passed me by
He was about maybe 20
out of my reach as I am 32
Yet I smiled right at him
There was nothing else to do
He face went redder and redder
his blushing drove me wild
Yet comparing ages to me
The hunk is just a child
Boy on a platform got on train
I wished it was ...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:19 pm
Boy on a platform 1
Boy On A Platform 1
Boy on a platform looked so fine
How I wished he was mine
My glasses steamed up at the thought
I wish I had a net, this boy would be caught
He looked so fine in his check shirt
I imagined him rolling me in the dirt
Boy on a platform was joined by his girl
But I will never forget him, I am still in a whirl
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:18 pm
Peace
PEACE
Johnny stood besides his brother
crying Tommy look after mother,
He was going to fight a bloody war
tears fell as he walked out the door
His mother prayed all night for peace
asked the lord to let the gun fire cease
innocent children taken from this life
pain explosions sharp cuts the knife
dying men decay in the ground
A solution to peace has to be found
no more ex...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:16 pm
2012
Its not been set in stone, ignore the 2012 hype
world won't end in 2012, what a load of tripe
it's just rumors, please just have faith again
in 2013 we will be doing the' same old' Amen
Having said that make 2012 A great year
carry on doing the deeds, have no fear
hope and pray all wars will cease my friend
Have faith in humanity, peace thoughts send
Yes 2012 is in with all goo...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:15 pm
Oh lord god in the hearts of men and women plant a seed
Let it grow to take away every bad thought and bad deed
War is something to forget, firmly leave in the past
All our Soldiers in war situations get them out fast
Were all born to die so why do it with Bloody War
Families should grieve for battle fell loved ones no-more
Set your heart god to cleaning the hearts of all men
in pe...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:14 pm
Extra Extra
Extra Extra Read the Local News
Woman writes poetry to amuse
A local girl born and bred right here
She write all kinds Laughter To a tear
Extra Extra Boy Your Local Rag
Local Poets From our town Brag
Local girl Wins Comp today
Her poetry is here to stay
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:13 pm
Diet
To hell with the 'Diet' lets all be Fat
Eat what ya like just like that
No more counting calories
Eat just what you like
To hell with the diet
Lets all just be FAT
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:12 pm
Diet Prayer
Dear lord when I sleep tight tonight let me lose a stone
I promise if you do this god I will no longer moan
Make cakes, sweets and fast food, be free food everyday
I promise if you do god, I will go to church every day
Dear lord also make my Bust shrink and my Bum
Carrying this extra stone god really is no fun
Let me eat what I want morning noon and night
Unlimited amounts of choco...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:11 pm
My Friend Phil
My friend got abducted by aliens, they took her in their ship
The beamed her with a magic torch, it made her kip
She woke up quite Drowsy, No idea what they had done
One said in broken English 'Boy that was fun'
She thinks that they looked in her mind, laughing as they read
The prong marks on her belly itched and where all red
Before she knew it she was home in Ireland in her bed
s...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:10 pm
Last Night
Last night as I lay thinking, you sneaked into my head
I tried to turn you off from thoughts, but you stayed instead
you made me remember valentines nights from long ago
Me and you out for the night, kissing dancing slow
I remembered how you said you loved me, and I you
Then came the laughter and the places that we knew
making love was easy that was before the war
then out came a s...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:09 pm
Wanna be a star
She wanted to be a star, Well known near and afar
Someone posh in a Brand new car
She wanted to be a star, Her fave in glossy mags
dressed so fine, not in rags
she never made it to be a star in her life
She got pregnant and became a Gypsy boys wife
Always shabby chic, kids in tow
She wanted to be a star but Could not say NO
She Wanted to be a Well known Star in Films on TV
De...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:08 pm
Hate
You say that you love me, yet you still hold a grudge
I have tried every trick to erase it, still it wont budge
I told you I was sorry john time and time again
I would never have hurt you or caused you pain
If you would shout at me god I hate you then OK
instead each day you punish me making me pay
I stood on your pet spider, so what big fat deal
This hatred you now feel for me is ...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:06 pm
Lottery
Lottery - Poem by Marie
I have never won the lottery
but if I ever did I'd buy
A lovely little run a round car
something pleasing to my eye
The color of my car would be yellow
it would be nick named The sun
I would drive to all the beaches
having loads of holiday fun
I have never won the lottery
maybe that's because I do not play
but the thought of winning millions
ju...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:06 pm
Aunty Fanny’s Funeral
Auntie Fanny's funeral day oh my god what a to do
They had all thirty stone of her, all dead for all to view
I never knew she had a mustache little billy said
at that his dad took off his cap and slapped him on his head
When the cortege started off, the back tired on car went pop
forcing all the traffic in Liverpool to come to a stop
Then as if it could not get no worse it and well t...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:04 pm
Fashion
Fashion - Poem by Marie
I am a mannequin fashion me today
bend me shape me any way
Make me look like your woman
I am you mannequin I love you
look into my eyes shy blue
Take me break me into pieces
Dress me in your fancy fleeces
Show me off in any style
I have just one request
Please go with me the mile
I am your mannequin, I'm all yours
we can open many doors
do w...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:02 pm
Bangladesh
Bangladesh - Poem by Marie
Oh Bangladesh I loved you and the Bay Of Bengal
my dream was to visit but my children where small
To fish in Noakhali, then lay all day in the sun
My true love said that life there was so much fun
Alas like all things my dream came to an end
The love that you send me was only to lend
I never made him mine you see
he returned to quickly to his land by t...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:01 pm
Granny
My Irish Granny - Poem by Marie
A Tribute To My Irish Granny
By Marie Hurst on 17 June 2011
land of my grt grt grt grandmother beckon to me
Lure me home over the Irish sea
There with eyes of pure emerald green
My granny once walked, my Irish queen
Mary I never knew you, I wish I had
You died long before for that am sad
All I know is you where my granny
my Iri...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 11:00 pm
Poetry
Poetry - Poem by Marie
I do it in the Bed room do it in the hall
I have also done it leaning on a wall
I tried it in the grass even on the beach
There is no where sacred or out of reach
I just love writing POETRY all day
seems that in verse I have a lot to say
just jot it all down, then re read
poetry is my food, I eat with such greed
Tuesday 21st January 2020 10:58 pm
Cold Sore
Cold Sore - Poem by Marie
Just one Kiss was all it took for the cold sore to emerge
I don't know why I kissed him, I Could not resist the urge
His lips never tasted of chocolate, So what was there to taste?
Now am trying everything to get rid from vinegar to toothpaste
My mam always said don't kiss the lads stay clear till am wed
with a sore like this on my lips I can never leave m...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 10:58 pm
It’s All Gone
Its All Gone - Poem by Marie
There was a time when she lay on the settee legs slightly parted it turned him on
Now at fifty two it does nothing, her magnetic sex appeals gone
There was a time she would look in the mirror and see a sex goddess
Those day are Dead her beauty no more a subject to address
There was a time when wolf whistles made her blush when out in the street
The worl...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 10:57 pm
Miss Polly
Miss Polly - Poem by Marie
Polly loved a sailor who sailed the seven sea's
her mother never told her about birds and bee's
She enjoyed all the slap and tickle with sailor Dan
When he got her knocked up, the sailor ran and ran
Polly had a baby a bright little blue eyed boy
Then she had seven others, men where just a toy
the last one was a post man after emptying his sack
The bug...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 10:55 pm
Shop Sale
Charityshop Sale - Poem by Marie
looking in the shop window I stood there in shock
Special offer it said, clearance of old stock
I knew I had to have it, The price was so Right
On the way home I held it close and very tight
I almost dropped it, there was snow on the ground
God I am so Lucky, I cant believe what I found
In The house I unwrapped it, with a glint in my eye
I quickl...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 10:54 pm
Pie From Wigan
Hey There was this hungry girl from Wigan
Who bought a Spud pie a big UN
She ate it fast as fast could be oh dear me
Then choked on the bugger, crying god save me
Everyone in Wigan Loves Spud Pies Galore
Wigan pie shops thriving bursting at yon door
So if you ever visit this little town
Try a spud pie you'll enjoy it. It'll not make you frown
Tuesday 21st January 2020 3:20 pm
Dead Roses
Dead are the roses that you sent to me
The words you said as well
Everyone said to me you'd put me through Hell
Gone the Memory of your kiss on my waiting lips
Why you went away I don't understand
Was my love not enough for you in dear the end
They say for everybody one true love exists
How could you make my heart bleed
Was it just lust you felt for me, born out of greed
De...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 3:19 pm
Platform Shoes
Platform Shoes - Poem by Marie
Do you Remember the 70's Fantastic Platform shoes
I had Legs up to my bottom they kept the lads amused
My where a minty green shade,8inch off the ground
All my school mates said mine where the best around
I loved the thrill of balancing as I walked My Walked
The size of my plat forms neighbors talked and talked
Mam said its embarrassing buy a pair o...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 3:18 pm
Valentine
Valentine 1 - Poem by Marie
Who will remember me when I am dead
I wont haunt any ones head
Who will cry a tear for my memory WHO
I know it would not be you
Happy Valentines Day To all The Bad Men I Ever Knew
Tuesday 21st January 2020 3:17 pm
Mannequin lover
Mannequin Lover - Poem by Marie
I wrap my arms around you and suddenly you spring to life
your my mannequin lover, I am your dreaming wife
We dance the dance of lovers a tango of tantalizing Sex
climbing up to higher heights we never know whats next
Experimenting Dangerously together we do the lovers Thing
When I awake in the Morning I feel happy as I sing
You are my Mannequin lo...
Tuesday 21st January 2020 3:16 pm
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