In Gratitude
We’ve known each other all our lives.
You’ve been there for me day and night,
every minute, every hour,
without me even trying.
I have taken you for granted, all the time,
and I am sorry.
I only know I need you when you’re running short,
shallow, caught or less.
I’ve seen you lend yourself
to other chests, to fading days,
dying lights. Heard you roar,
...Thursday 8th August 2024 2:12 pm
I’m Sorry I’m Not A Musician
and that you have to pay attention, sit and listen,
that you feel you cannot clap or click,
sing or dance or move,
that I cannot let you lose yourself in rhythm.
That I can’t buzz bass deep in your belly,
melt your skeleton to jelly,
that I will not lift you clear from your daily woes and fears,
...Friday 2nd February 2024 1:03 pm
in the dance
we are one
chained communication
not manacled, locked
in meditative mantra
linked
submitting to a
deliquescing lexicon
how does my heartbeat replicate
this song? how do my limbs know
how to sing along?
fingers mimic intricate design
i am triangle, ribbonesque
wrapped within a miracle
of sun spots, ink blots, euphoric drops
and k...
Friday 17th March 2023 1:02 pm
On Reflection
I’m not supposed to find this attractive.
It’s taboo.
We’re told only smooth will do,
pink and tight elastic
tied to remedies, sold over counters of despair.
You have to care about the bounce,
virtue by the fluid ounce.
We’re absolutely not allowed
to love the mirror’s twin.
Tucks, lifts, elevations
not this naked admiration; shameless.
I don’t know w...
Wednesday 8th March 2023 9:35 am
The Lie of the Ancient Mariner
Now I am immortalised, I get to see it
play across the ancient page forever.
Me the bad cess and black pariah.
He the one I ruined with my murder.
Fickle world that turns a truth
over for a lie.
Beforetime, I would navigate magnetically.
Majestic spread tip to tip, southern winds would
never grip my heart in cold embrace.
I rarely had to stir to make my way...
Friday 3rd March 2023 1:29 pm
Token Valentine Poem
Roses are red
yellow, orange, white, blue, black and pink.
‘Romance’ stands outside of this.
Meaning colours petals
never meant to send a message;
nature couldn’t give a shit if Tim and Tania
fuck and call it love.
Hallmark really care (about their profit) though.
Roses grow in muck
and Aphrodite’s tears never watered them.
It’s just association.
Sy...
Tuesday 14th February 2023 10:19 am
I'm Not A Racist, But, and a couple of drabbles
Thought I'd post a video for a change! This is from last week's gig. I'm Not A Racist, But, and a couple of drabbles entitled Host and Fruit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIDMJsvE9ps
Friday 14th October 2022 10:13 am
Q
It was begging for a flask of tea.
Some friendly grief to ease
competitive tears,
pomp and fallacy,
clip-clopped concrete.
Not another curtsey, criss-cross
2am Catholic duty.
It was dying for some hot and sweet;
warm to whet collective whistle,
char to shuffle,
not like cards,
the Queen of Hearts in Carroll’s hand.
No rabbit, black, plucked from hats
...Tuesday 20th September 2022 9:44 am
Simon Said
Part One
Simon said
Resistance is
futile
measured in
futile meaning
directly proportional to
equal to
futile meme.
And I thought
has he
gotten back to you
got enough money to spend
got a car
feelings for me
a girlfriend
a passport assertive sentence?
Did he really use
birds to send messages
the USS Missouri in Battleship
h...
Friday 9th September 2022 11:17 am
RBF
This
is not
a ‘resting bitch face’.
This
is the face
of a woman who has done a full day’s work.
She’s tired, doesn’t need your little smirks
or daft asides so just be quiet.
After work, she fetched food, made tea,
washed up, watched TV, fell asleep.
Her electricity is steep.
She’s back to Sunday baths,
one day a week to keep clean
with a strip ...
Thursday 26th May 2022 11:45 am
I’d really like to write an angry poem
but I am on the path to spiritual enlightenment.
I am supported, square, girdled by self-care
and the knowledge that the now is ever-present.
I am centred, level, and I never give an inch
to unbalanced or irrational aggression.
But I would really like to write a ranty rhyme.
Perhaps an incandescent ballad, a vicious villanelle,
enraged acrostic or a livid limerick.
...Thursday 3rd March 2022 1:24 pm
Grief
No one could believe that our sun was really gone.
Was it us? Something that we did, or hadn’t done?
We felt numb. Then rage
against the dying of the light.
Facing endless night we tried to conjure it with candlelight,
but tallow only goes a certain way and that’s down.
We fell to the ground in despair
where we stayed, thinking
morning wouldn’t come
so we’d better...
Thursday 3rd February 2022 11:09 am
Hyperbolics
They have strained every sinew,
pulled out all the stops,
thrown the kitchen sink at it,
and worked around the clock.
They have bent over backwards,
bust a gut,
the whole nine yards;
struggled, striven, toiled,
they are Trojan, double-hard.
They have tortured every puppy,
scalded every cat,
stripped skin and hair and tail,
then strangled every rat.
...
Thursday 2nd September 2021 12:17 pm
Orison
Three days later,
we bought a Newton's cradle.
Put it on the table, and heartsick,
tried to click click click our way out of it.
But there's six strings missing,
a great big grin,
and a legendary faux fur coat.
There are two types of energy:
potential and kinetic.
One is energetic, inhabiting space.
One anticipates
velocity, force.
...
Monday 9th August 2021 9:53 am
Origin
This began with whispered words,
bites from shiny apples;
a desire to command, create;
a hunger to articulate intensity,
to mechanise a melody inside.
This commenced with prephonation;
tutoring of simple lips,
tentatively glossolalic.
Patterns forming,
disconnected information circling itself,
pulling at phonetic cords of morphemes
and spitting ...
Tuesday 3rd August 2021 4:07 pm
Mutations
We would like a happy ending here.
We would like a happy ending here.
We would like a happy ending here.
We would like a happy ending here.
We would like a happy ending here.
We would like an ending.
HERE.
Monday 14th June 2021 12:38 pm
A Capital Demand
Jobs in your area! Do YOU want to care?
We have vacancies everywhere, quality assured,
person-centred care and support.
Take your pick, we will fit you in. Fair pay,
hours that you want to work, and holidays.
We’re flexible, adaptable, you’re able and available.
Great! And they’ve promised me
hours in my area. I won’t have to travel too far.
Sign here……………………...
Wednesday 9th June 2021 11:37 am
With Reasonable Force
Spare the rod and spoil the child.
Never did me no harm.
It’s what we called a ‘good hiding’.
How else are they gonna learn?
You’ll feel the back of my hand, young man.
I’ll box your ears for sure.
I reserve the right to use reasonable force
to physically punish the small.
I refuse to see the irony,
recycling of violence,
desensitizing little kids,
stampi...
Friday 4th October 2019 1:41 pm
Manspreader Ha-cha-cha-cha
Hey Billy Big Balls,
spreading on the seat,
just how much space does one man need?
Did you buy two tickets,
one for each knee?
‘Cause they’re taking up the space that my legs need.
Hey Billy Big Balls,
spreading on the train,
such a vast sack must cause great pain.
Have you been to the doctor,
or had them examined?
They shouldn’t be the size of a ca...
Monday 10th June 2019 10:49 am
The Ties That Bind
Fur coat, no knickers.
No better than she ought to be.
Common as muck.
Too clever for her own good.
Slung out lines to stunt and mould,
ensure she doesn't reach her goals.
Keep her tight inside a box,
locked away from greatness.
Slappers, tarts, MILFs and cougars,
girl next door with Page 3 hooters,
sluts and slags and dirty bitches,
fried egg tits a...
Saturday 20th April 2019 11:53 am
The Last Shanty
From packet and clipper, from Royal destroyer,
with prayer and with hymn
and a rum-drenched Amen,
goodbye to the matelot and captain;
so long to the boatswain and master.
We're chanting to ease up the passing.
The last one is sung in a million tongues.
Grief-soaked and lonesome
haul hard...
Friday 29th June 2018 10:28 am
Mavis
Mavis had a room
that didn’t have a name.
You did not dine,
you did not live,
it was not kitchen,
was not front,
was not back or parlour.
Mavis had this furniture
that I had never seen.
It was not settee,
was not armchair,
was not pouffe,
for phone,
or couch divan.
Mavis had this massive room
full of golden sunshine.
Floating motes whi...
Tuesday 26th June 2018 10:54 am
Snakes Don't Kiss
Snakes don't kiss.
I know this because I used to be one,
in a former life,
long time ago,
biblically speaking.
Snakes don’t kiss cos their hiss gets in the way,
and that long long tongue you see with the V?
Gets all tangled when two snakes frenchie.
No, snakes don't kiss.
But never take a bet on it,
especially with a snake.
'Cause apart from not kissing, ...
Monday 30th April 2018 11:55 am
Just The One
Fifty seven accusations.
Fifty seven lies.
Fifty seven secret pleasures.
Fifty seven stolen lives.
Fifty seven invitations.
Fifty seven spiders waiting.
Fifty seven true intentions.
Fifty seven parlours entered.
Fifty seven aggravations.
Fifty seven silent gains.
Fifty seven violations.
Fifty seven acts of shame.
Fifty seven allegations.
...
Friday 27th April 2018 11:53 am
Charity Begins At Home
(to the tune of 'The Holly and the Ivy')
There's cameras in the holly
way above the line of sight,
and a neon sign on the roundabout
"One punch can kill tonight".
Well thank you for the warning
and increased security,
I'll be double-sure not to shoplift
now you're looking out for me.
It's nice to be surrounded
by markers of your greed,
and a lack of ...
Friday 13th April 2018 1:26 pm
Subjects of Denial
My hair is clean and brushed and smart.
Hers is drenched and dirty.
I am wearing cosy clothes.
She is bare and purple.
I'm inhaling bluebell air.
She is breathing fire.
I am watching pixellated subjects of denial.
I am strong and tall, unbowed.
She is weak and wailing.
I am fifty years of age.
She is but a baby.
I have biscuits on my lips.
She has frot...
Tuesday 10th April 2018 10:54 am
Not Doris Day's Armpits
(to the tune of Que sera sera)
When I was only 12 years old,
I shaved my armpits
bare as can be.
Will I be sexy?
Will I be fit?
Here's what they said to me:
'Oh the itch the itch!
Whatever possessed you, bitch,
to bulk-buy a load of Bics.
Oh the itch the itch'
When I grew up I carried on
hacking my arm pits
week after week.
Did it get better?
Did it hurt less?
H...
Saturday 7th April 2018 12:34 pm
Hotdesk Almanac
She keeps secrets in me.
Lifts my lid for privacy,
blows bubbles in my guts,
leaving evidence inside
with full impunity.
I am discreet
rebellion.
He spits bile inside me.
Hatred for his mummy
and the baby
and the way the teacher treats him
like he's soft.
He's not.
I contain his scarlet ache safely.
I display names and dates,
scratched in...
Friday 6th April 2018 12:52 pm
Advice For Free
Remember watching Motorhead
in Bingley Hall in Stafford?
The time that fella's ears bled?
Lemmy's warts,
the wall of sound,
and Philthy going mad?
Remember where we stood that night?
And how that fella, six foot three,
came and stood in front of me,
so we just moved a step along
and simply carried on?
At every single gig for years
a giant stood in...
Wednesday 4th April 2018 3:13 pm
Wilfully Blind
He sticks the blinkers on
and blindfold, counts out the sorrows
of no one he knows.
Puts them in a drawer,
locked with a careless key,
kicking doors shut
on notions of equality.
His side of the seesaw hangs heavy,
unbalanced, biased towards
the full and sated belly.
Wallet and tongue keep close company.
Sees with one eye only one vision:
singular,
...Friday 16th March 2018 10:52 am
Butterfly
Remember to look up at the stars
Not the kind who whine about their first world problems on a million different channels
always me me me
to look up at the stars and not down at your feet
and reach out to the universe with all your tiny fingertips
and not down at your feet. Try to make sense of what you see
in a world where reality TV isn't real
a...
Wednesday 14th March 2018 1:42 pm
Celia in Silhouette
You won't see Celia in silhouette on rebel chests,
marching over coffee cups,
diminished to an image on a tiny little badge,
on a backpack, khaki cap or six foot flag.
And you won't see Celia on key rings,
magnets, belt buckles, armbands,
black berets, red berets, playing cards or calendars,
bumper stickers, kitchen clocks,
acrylic blocks or lithographs,
writin...
Thursday 8th March 2018 11:17 am
Happy Valentine's!
It's such a happy homely brand,
such a loving hand to hold.
Nothing says "forced adoration" quite the same
as an overpriced printed bit of Hallmark card.
Though I came in drunk last night
and all we've done is fight,
and we haven't actually spoken for a week,
this greeting card's designed to wipe out
all the battle lines and it's guaranteed
an armistice today.
...Wednesday 14th February 2018 11:08 am
Not Exactly Miss Jean Brodie
I'm in my prime.
I swapped my firm and tight-fit skin
for confidence and knowledge
that within this ageing frame
lies a body of experience,
a warrior of thought
who brings her wisdom to the table,
leaves her ego at the door,
and won't descend to bitter ends.
I'm not exactly Miss Jean Brodie.
I'm in my prime
and looking back at how it felt
to live withi...
Tuesday 6th February 2018 12:48 pm
On Not Wearing Purple
Sod wearing purple,
I’m gonna fake dementia.
Sup single malt in Tesco aisles
and Jose Cuervo Gold.
Steal Thornton’s biggest fuck-off box
of truffles, milk and dark.
Then stuff my face with Krispy Kremes,
leave fingermarks on magazines.
I’ll ride the roads in off-peak times,
rob Asdas far and wide.
A North West quest to shoplift shite
funded ...
Friday 12th January 2018 10:14 am
Clocks
Fifty years of violet fire's
ashes gather in his mind;
once a man and twice a child,
dandelions have two lives.
When he was Buck, he stoked the guts
of battle class destroyers,
all brawn and heft and sweat and musk;
a dandy matelot wanderer.
Carousing and careening girls,
forget-me-nots around the world,
action stations, ocean waves,
60 feet or mo...
Wednesday 6th December 2017 9:40 am
Just Relax
Down at Tit-Squash Central,
we're waiting for our scans.
Our tops are on and off and on
and off and on, again.
Our boobs are lubed and drawn on,
we're told to 'just relax',
then tits are clamped securely
within the x-ray's grasp.
My boobs are horizontal now
and flatter than before.
It feels as though they might explode,
I think they've gone...
Friday 10th November 2017 10:43 am
Hashtag Arrogance
I LIKE CAPITALS
to emphasise my endless
slapstick politics.
What Constitution?
I have to read all of it?!
Tangerine screaming.
Chattering unchained:
No such thing as climate change!!
No such thing as proof?
Meanwhile, peace deals fall,
fundamental laws ignored;
the world stands aghast.
Yates sacked. Spicer sacked.
Bannon, Flynn and Co...
Friday 27th October 2017 12:03 pm
Burn and Rave
I'm gonna smoke until my teeth fall out,
suck custard out of doughnuts.
Do fantastic farts
in other people's cars
then pretend not to notice when they're choking.
I'm gonna drink myself to dregs,
smell of old eggs, inspect my dentures
in McDonalds
at the counter,
then deliver massive lectures about climate change and ethics.
I'm gonna burn,
I'm gonna...
Thursday 19th October 2017 12:16 pm
No Sacrifice
I cut my hair afterwards.
Thought we'd have a chance
to re-create the early days.
Hadn't really banked on the chasm of his need.
Thought that if I made him laugh,
made him soup, filled his mind,
made a space for him to find his feet
then he'd be fine
and the grieving would be brief.
I ...
Thursday 5th October 2017 9:26 am
Tai Chi
Tai Chi
he said,
convinced of the wisdom by a pretty girl in uniform.
I can do it in my chair
he said,
oblivious to all the times I'd made the same suggestion.
I've never done Tai Chi
he said.
They do it in the village hall, it doesn't cost a lot.
I can even go alone
he said.
I won't need chaperoning, there'll be loads of people there.
I...
Wednesday 20th September 2017 2:04 pm
Jacob's Ladder
Jacob has no womb.
His sex is all consensual.
He has no fear of penetration
forced, unwanted, life-changing.
Rees-Mogg has no vagina.
His hole is not for birthing.
He cannot have a human being
forced, unwanted, life-changing.
A man with full autonomy,
security and privilege
proclaims a warped morality,
forced, unwanted, life-changing.
He clam...
Friday 8th September 2017 9:22 am
Congregation
we congregate
at 3am
huddled, not with hands together,
(no one prays out loud)
in silent supplication to whatever
can remove us from this hour
we do not have our hands together
prayers are whispered inwardly
desperation tethered to the tiny tips of light
as they hurtle down from high above
this no smoking arena
we do not pray out loud
this ensembl...
Wednesday 30th August 2017 11:19 am
Surprise
Berries big as thumbs
surprise me on a sunny day.
They've come too soon, haven't they?
I thought that they'd be later.
I'm pretty sure that blackberries
ripen in the autumn, not the summer.
But I pick them anyway,
delighted with the find
then buckle from a sideways swipe
that death as big as life
surprised me on a sunny day too.
Monday 21st August 2017 3:47 pm
True Colours (with apologies to Cyndi)
You with the pink eyes
don't be discouraged.
Oh I realize
it's hard to take courage
in a world full of people
who are all the wrong colour,
you can lose sight of it all
and the darkness inside you
can make you feel so tall.
But I see your true colours
shining through.
I see your true colours
and that's why I loathe you.
So don't be afraid to let the...
Wednesday 16th August 2017 12:51 pm
Trigger Warming
Summer triggers memories
of paddling and orange Quosh,
butties squashed in paper, waxy white,
and leather sandals at the lido
just in case of broken glass.
We plough backwards to the past,
furrows made of glory.
It's a double-edged sword
but we have these golden memories
of life-affirming Thermos flasks
and Sunday baths and safety.
Summer triggers me...
Wednesday 12th July 2017 1:24 pm
Mrs May's Farmyard (to the tune of Old McDonald)
Mrs May she had the lead
E I E I O
but wanted BIG majority
E I E I O
With a snap vote here and a shite campaign
Strong and stable falling by the wayside
Mrs May she had the lead
E I E I O
The lead was cut considerably
E I E I O
By turning weak and wobbly
E I E I O
With a no-show here and a u-turn there
Deficient in charisma with a hawk-eyed glare
...Monday 26th June 2017 3:44 pm
Bang Bang (for Karen)
Her poem punched holes in the blind-eyed walls,
made beats with her teeth
and bullets with her tongue.
Bang bang went her gun
made of eloquent rage
as she kicked out ire on a war-torn page.
She drank deep of electricity,
crackling ferocity;
there is no mediocrity in her world's eye.
Now her fire feeds mine
and our minds come alive
and we rise like lions a...
Friday 23rd June 2017 9:39 am
unmartyred
teeny tweeny little girls
and boys without their mothers
daddies waiting by the doors
do not expect their daughters
to be caught on camera
flecked in horror
running for their lives
or murdered on a Monday night in Manchester
unmartyred
Tuesday 23rd May 2017 12:00 pm
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