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Hello there!
So far I've read two of your poems and can't fault them in the slightest way. Hope that you continue posting on the WOL message Boards!!

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Hi, Scion. What a beautiful, delicate poem -- 'in the shadow of his heart' -- the regeneration of spirit and the fragility of life. Wonderful! And you're a trained CSI? That must be gruelling/fascinating work. All power to your poetry!

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So your girliefesto is on your sitefesto: transhumanism is a very interesting edict. You have much bigger philosophies than I have in my manifesto, which is absolutely trite by comparison. I only have hand-thrown HQs and replica meals.So, what's your mascot to be?

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I have read yours and I fully understand it, but I am worried about getting a mascot for mine. I am terrified of being punished for naffmascot. Ha, but of course I will be exempt having a girliefesto. Anyway, it is an enormous work of great erudition and will take an enormously long time.

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My manifesto's done. It really doesn't make any sense, which is a relief. How's your girliefesto/femanifesto coming along?

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A manifesto! I must have a girliefesto. I will start work on it immediately.

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Hello Osi Ris Emperoar of Vitals, kith of Hermione Pringle and Ermintrude Prune -- blimey, a Hit Man. I hope he's pathologically off-topic. I removed the old work from my page this afternoon because I'm posting some new guff this evening: Valhallal Heights, A Manifesto should be up soonish. Oh yes, the silliness continues. Again, your poems on world events are a treat. And as for bras, well, all I can say is cuppa soup -- they should make them with famous grocery label prints. Long Live The Lord Of Image Nations!

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Nothing like a good mutual appreciation society. Agnew Bis and George Purpose have entered my world to join Hermione Pringle, Ermintrude Prune and others who have lived with me for many years. You create some beautiful imagery Moxy and I enjoy it enormously. Ever since the lovely Is Is found the final, vital part and completed my reassembly I have presided over the underworld peopled by heavy hearted feathery souls and the fig moments of the image nations. It is a beautiful place to be and I am its emporer (it is the very best of emporiums). Provided that Casimir was dead at the time, I expect to bump into him here soon. He's great.

Osi Ris

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Thank you for your lovely -- overwhelming -- comments, they really are appreciated. I am a huge fan of your work so am massively boosted and bolstered and blushed. Great thing the imagination, isn't it? I should say so! Joy To Your World Mr Carnival!

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Comment is about Lenford White (poet profile)

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Good luck today at Hebden Bridge. I know you will give an inspired, formidable and moving performance. Best Wishes, Moxy

Comment is about Abi (poet profile)

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I'm a carny. Us carnivals have the best diet.

Comment is about Malpoet (poet profile)

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Hi Andy
Welcome to the site - how was Glastonbury? Why don't you post a gig review in discussions so we can all imagine we've been there
Cheers
Paul Blackburn

Comment is about Andy Craven-Griffiths (poet profile)

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Can't you just tell I'm a veggie? 'Pepperomi?' Pepperoni is the correct word for collective animal corpses in extruded form. Aye me. I weep for them all.

Comment is about Malpoet (poet profile)

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Wonderful! Powerful, original, humane.

Comment is about MzMIlly (poet profile)

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Prayer sheets as in fajita wraps? Bread of heaven with pious filling? Pious pie and mushy peace that passeth all understanding? Wine turned into balsamic vinegar? Dijon Warwick mustard?Salvation Barmy and Sergeant Pepperomi? Thy soul is ketchup in the squirt body of an imp.

Comment is about Malpoet (poet profile)

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Doin' Moon was AMAZING! All power to your beguilingly fluent cello and your fluently beguiling poetry!

Comment is about Anwen Lewis (poet profile)

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Hello Shaun! Fab poet and Mighty Music Maestro, Supreme Songwriter, and James Brown On Wheels of Fire!

Comment is about Shaun Fallows (poet profile)

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Congratulations on your M.A.! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray!

Comment is about Abi (poet profile)

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A lesson to all those who pray. You will be eaten. I will provide prayer sheets and suitable condiments for self administration to all those who wish to pray to me.

Comment is about Malpoet (poet profile)

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Sock Eye Salmon prayed to Mammon, Mammon simply ate the salmon. Ate it with some cheese and jam on, Mayonnaise, a twist of lemon. Hiawatha started coughing, Coughing from the solar plexus, when you cough your nose it makes stuff, blow your nose you noisy cougher, otherwise you simply vex us, see a hankie's in the offing, put aside for 'Watha's coughing. I think that calls for Dogspots all round.

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Hell and damnation on all those pamnations who set off to stud with sick Su. Pretty, proud Palmandas knock spots off salamanders and sweep the bored
before them in their wake.

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You might end up a Pamnation instead -- what if they entered your for Crufts and a breeding programme with Su from Sooty and Sweep?

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Yes I'd like to be a dalmanda. Everybody would love me and give me bambones.

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Well, be careful what you wish for! Rain like Dalmation markings! Or Panda eyepatches!

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I want a dogspot

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It is a sensual piece, isn't it? Nature red-raw in bed and garden?
Not a superfluous word in it, all add to the whole. It is quite tactile, hard almost in places.
And the directness of this phrase: The word that cleans her like water. Superb.
Thank you.

Comment is about Green Man (article)

I meant 'arial' -- I believe the other is a washing powder, also available in liquid form. Or is it the tusks/antlers whereon the television signal is impaled? Or is it simply a typo? Blood group typo?

Comment is about Malpoet (poet profile)

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Oh you do, do you? Well, as it happens, there's a consequence to Times 12 point cloud seeding procedures. 12 point makes for the larger kind of raindrop -- the terrifying DOGSPOT. Do you really want DOGSPOTS?
Mary Quantum's friend, Norris Neutrino, suggests you try the new ghost particle/quark epilator. It dispenses with the need for barbers and shaolin foam.

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I insist on Times 12 point.

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I bring but gentle head-butting pandas and parrots to nudge your tucker bag into the billabong. No martial arts make-up artistes, or postal fleas -- my adhesive letters have been sent into a cloud around which water droplets will condense so you will have a falling, cacophanous alphabet in ariel 8 point whilst other mortals have pitter patter raindrops, little grasshopper.

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Thank you for writing this poem. It's freshness balances the heady perfume of it's sensuality. The play of gender, nature, culture, the snatches of scene, bed and garden have just woven a welcome thread of serendipity into my evening. At a very hard time in my life I am gracious for receiving such treasures!

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Oh yis, this is the bis. Love the wit and the wily rhymes. May you go on and on!
r r

Comment is about Danny Chivers (poet profile)

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Your poems, your word play, your ideas.... are brilliant and so very funny. Thank you.

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