over Our Granny's Dead Body
Over Our Granny’s Dead Body
Now, don’t get me wrong…we loved our old Granny
And we cherished her when she was here
But she pegged it.. with no life insurance
Ans the cost of a funeral’s so dear
Dad searched her house to find her stash
Cos e’d often heard it said
That she kept a wad of money
In a pot under her bed
Well he did find a pot stashed under her b...
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The Thirty Six Hour Erection
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In the classified ads section
One advert really caught my eye
For a thirty six hour erection
Bouncy Castle Bill had branched out a bit
And did other things on the side
Including the thing in the advert
For a huge inflatable slide
For the princely sum of thirty five quid
He’d bring the thing on site
...
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He was the man who had five todgers
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