Auld Reekie Town
Old New Town
This city of steady solid columns.
Of cobbles, potholes and greying rains.
Whose wynds take you up, to aspire to better.
And lift you higher only to pull you down again.
Built on solid rock, the colder and the wetter.
Old swamp was drained and cows driven out the gate.
King Arthur broods with craggy chin and saddle hard
And spires and turrets, bridges of kin...
Saturday 25th January 2025 9:39 pm
Carpe Diem
Carpe Diem
To be young again, carefree, and be
Only me, free of responsibility.
You see, context is key,
I hope you agree that we
Live and grow like a tree,
Branch out and roots go deep
Which may at times keep us steady,
Ready to go or stay
And after hours, night and day
Passes, months become years,
And age amasses. Our fears
Allay and gray days hide the sun
...Sunday 26th March 2023 5:55 pm
Crossing the Line
You can lose yourself without boundaries.
Lines in the sand, with no paths or signs.
Slip the lead, loose the reins and leave your compass
Behind as you follow your firefly heart
And wallow in marshmallow words,
Cushioned by caution, leap over the mark.
Relish the freefall of a brand new start.
And hours are timeless and full
Of boundless beauty, life with no limit…
Lif...
Monday 6th February 2023 11:30 am
Doors
Doors
Break with vowels the locks from iron mill gates,
Unblock the doors long shut.
And cut with words the tape in gold and black,
wake the hive Bring the bees back,
display your lines to keep the thoughts alive
In bars and bistros, parks, cafés, in rhymes…
May we meet, greet and fling wide
Our doors as on the silenced street
We stop outside, shoot the breeze, the...
Monday 30th January 2023 6:09 pm
Wrong Spaces
I am, he thought, not where I want to be
Or should be, I feel misplaced
Lost, a missed opportunity.
My frame has drifted far away from me
The faded space is left to see,
The hook is still there, no hanging now, but empty.
My square peg has been hammered
Into this round hole.
My lines are stammered, fluffed my starring role
The curtain falls,
An open goal is scuffed,,
...Monday 28th November 2022 6:52 pm
To be young again
To be young again, carefree, and be
Only me, free of responsibility.
You see, context is key,
I hope you agree that we
Live and grow like a tree,
Branch out and roots go deep
Which may at times keep us steady,
Ready to go or stay
And after hours, night and day
Passes, months become years,
And age amasses. Our fears
Allay and gray days hide the sun
But freewhe...
Monday 28th November 2022 6:38 pm
Weird Love too.
Superhero Love?
She had a thing for Spiderman,
she loved his legs so hairy.
Some would shriek and run the tap,
she never found him scary,
The way he walked,
his great big eyes,
he drove her up the wall.
But he never did the dusting,
in fact, no work at all,
On the web hour after hour,
hanging round all day.
For her he lost his superpowe...
Monday 31st October 2022 7:09 pm
Words of Wisdom
Words of Wisdom
Don’t look in the branches for what’s found in the root,
The peak of the mountain is found from the foot.
And all those who wander may not be lost.
Our profit is built… but not without cost.
At times you may feel your spark may have died,
But seek not in others what lies deep inside.
Distraction, diversion can get you some way,
But live in the pain for ...
Tuesday 25th October 2022 4:28 pm
posh
POSH
Have you ever used a bidet
For washing feet or bits?
Or played a round of croquet
Had high tea at the Ritz?
Are you good with 12 bore shotguns
When on a peasant shoot?
Is your name too double barrelled
Are your family full of loot?
Have you eaten oysters, caviar
Or used a butter knife?
Do you know what canapes are
Are Defenders on your drive?
...Monday 27th June 2022 11:34 am
Liminal
Liminal
I live in the spaces
Between leaving and arriving,
Jumping and landing,
Fearing and surviving.
(Clutching my duffel bag on the bus
To dreaded childhood swimming lessons.)
Half asleep, half awake.
Tests all done, results await.
Sweet honeyed pause before
The axe falls, the hospital calls.
Racing mind, facing blind panic, the reels that wind.
Life in...
Wednesday 15th June 2022 4:30 am
Granny hi tech (new ending)
Granny Hi Tech
My mum’s been posting selfies… at the age of ninety two!
She’s becoming all tech savvy, whilst I haven’t got a clue.
They say a dog can get too old to teach itself new tricks,
But she’s on Twitter, Instagram, even downloads from Netflix.
It all started back in her 80s, when the tablets which she took
Were traded in one hi-tech day for a brand new i-mac book.
...Monday 30th May 2022 6:17 pm
Tupperware
Tupperware
After all, at the end of the day,
Close of play, stumps up, bails off,
A good innings, shuffling off
The silver foil, the cling film
And the tupperwares, preserving stuff
That kept the leftovers fresh
For another day. All is done.
A life of order, now the rest
Is silence, ticking clocks.
And boxes, bags for preloved sale
Or bins, has beens, the bon...
Monday 30th May 2022 6:10 pm
Ballad of Burton Road... Under Parrs Wood original
Under Parr’s Wood
A Poem inspired by Under Milk Wood by Dylan Thomas, as read by Richard Burton, and set on Burton Road in Didsbury…
To begin at the beginning…or the end of the road, which is a kind of a beginning.
It is Spring, and the mosque stands guard, though few burqas promenade its street or frequent its bars. Its spire punctures the sky, echoes of the old Methodist Chapel, an...
Sunday 3rd April 2022 7:18 pm
Ballad of Bearded Chorlton
The Ballad of Bearded Chorlton
Is Chorlton feeling cross
At the recent price of fuel?
Or worried that its neighbourhood
Is looking much less cool?
Are parents getting angry
At the lack of fairy lights
Is the message going viral
That the precinct’s still quite shite?
Are there gangs of undesirables
Skulking round our cars?
Caught on doorbell cams at n...
Sunday 3rd April 2022 7:17 pm
Fingers Crossed.. a poem for our times
Fingers Crossed
The buds now open, sun dispels the dark
The nights of bat give way to morning lark.
And as we emerge, blinking, into the light,
Brim full with fright, and delight,
Apprehensive, yet pensive of all we have faced
And what may lie ahead, braced
Despite it all, against the odds
We hold hands aloft, with fingers crossed.
When threads seem thin which hold...
Sunday 3rd April 2022 6:50 pm
Psychedelic Chic
Psychedelic Cheek
He’s the epitome of bravado
In his sunshine yellow suit
His shirt is avocado
And his after shave is Brut.
With his round handled black umbrella
And his bright green kipper tie
He’s quite a unique fella
A dashing kind of guy.
He’s become a local landmark
Parading Chorlton’s streets
He’s never been to Primark
He has psychedelic chi...
Wednesday 2nd February 2022 11:01 pm
She
She
And you may feel I am too loud
Too in your face, a bit too much
For you to take, but leave me
Be and you will see this is not about you
And though I say I’m tight and might
Say more than others have before
I do not need you to tell me I’m right
Or feed my ego, tell me you love
The way I flick my hair
Or how I lick each word
That slips from my lips as I rea...
Wednesday 2nd February 2022 10:59 pm
when the masks come off
When the masks come off
When the masks come off, what will we see,
A spitting rage or smile of empathy?
Who will we be, will our eyes at last see free
Or will we blindly stumble, lead by lies on our tv
Away from our best to a broken rumble, a grumble
At how things are, compared with how they used to be.
Hands scrubbed clean, Face, rarely fully seen,
Space demand...
Sunday 5th December 2021 7:31 pm
Age
Age
Does it all come down to this?
A daily crossword, an unchecked list
A wish, a kiss and curtain open morning
A body struggling to move, to sit
Without the pain of feeling it.
The struggle dragging on your sock
And watching seconds pass on mantle clock
A life well lived becomes a yawning
As drooping eyes and sagging jaw
Become the life which once was so much mo...
Wednesday 1st September 2021 9:56 pm
Another Cheery Lockdown Poem...
Another cheery poem
I hear the rain patter on my window pane
As lockdown looms again I feel pain
When will the sun from clouds emerge again?
This world has changed, gone quite insane
Problems of the past seem small and tame
We writhe and shake, against each deadly strain
Stay in, save lives, the never ending refrain.
And as we face another day alone at home
I sit at...
Thursday 5th August 2021 5:27 pm
Scroll On...
Scroll On
We unroll our scroll as our lives unfurl
White space marked with lines, a playful spiral,
Notes our early days, our growth from shape to letter
Fitting together, standing beside
Then better words whether short or longer
Till linked and joined by others, we trace
Our lives by a face, a hand, and
Move onwards, at times flowing, going gently,
Smooth from line to ...
Thursday 5th August 2021 5:26 pm
Last Orders
Last Orders
The bloodshot eyes and shuffling gait
The chilling sound of words of hate
Hairy hands from foreign lands,
The hounds of Hell that light expel.
They drool and stare with unkempt hair
And grubby nails, tattoos as well.
A howling scream, a warning bell
And gulping down their steaming potions
They tumble out with great commotion
To shuffle, stumble on the st...
Thursday 5th August 2021 5:25 pm
The Caterpillar Club
The Caterpillar Club
Plummeting seawards, my up side
Turned down, heels over head,
Tombstoning, like a balloon of lead.
In freefall, all grip slipped, plot lost
I fell from Grace, at pace, tumbling impostor,
Confidence shot, like a plumb line, trying
To straighten myself out, find again my bearings.
Inner imploding, mind exploding,
With ruminations, recriminations,
...Thursday 1st July 2021 6:52 pm
Bottom's Up
So bid we farewell to Andy and Jel
With sadness and loss, but some joy as well,
For they are our friends, we know this will stay,
Long after the van takes their stuff away.
Andy has this house and how they have more,
As they head to the land of hills and of Moor.
So raise up your glasses and take a wee sup,
And toast their departure, with Bottom’s Up!
The house just behind...
Saturday 20th June 2020 12:55 pm
Heads Ups and Lock Downs
Ups and Downs
Infection rates rocket, the world closes down,
Pick up the cases, stay in and alone.
High on the agendas, our confidence low,
To stop the infection, better stay home.
Down time in garden, uploading zoom,
Upturn economy, folk feeling down,
Shutters all down, no-one in town.
All down to the cock up,
Top brass give low down,
With graphs sometimes risi...
Friday 5th June 2020 2:22 pm
Loved up in Lock Down
Loved up in Lock Down
I got loved up in lockdown, we got on really well
In moments of great crisis, on love our thoughts did dwell.
It started with some flirting, some chats and emails too,
On skype we kept on meeting, to help to get us through.
And then it got more serious, we moved it onto zoom
As Larry on the portly side said my heart just went boom.
We chatted for for...
Friday 5th June 2020 2:21 pm
A 20:20 Vision
A 20:20 Vision
On the one hand, it’s thumbs up for this lock down,
For hand on heart, I prefer a gentler town.
We’ve lost our human contacts, now back in touch,
A world for reaching out, with more time and much
Space for taking and for making stock.
We knead our dough, and minds unlock,
And saws are sharpened in this time of rest,
When breath and nature seem to teach ...
Friday 29th May 2020 4:22 pm
Fingers Crossed
Fingers Crossed
Hope for the best, but prepare for the worst,
By this natural quirk our future is cursed.
Keep on keeping on and show your best side,
Together we’ll one day have parties outside.
We hide in our prison cells, watching tv,
The birds in our garden, the buds on the tree,
Our freedoms so precious now need to be lost,
As we sit here in fear, our fingers ...
Wednesday 15th April 2020 8:03 am
Kicks with Joe
Kicks with Joe
My story is much too sad to be told,
In lockdown, everything’s leaving me cold.
The only exception is plain to see…
Each morning after I’ve been for a pee,
And made my first cup of tea
When blurrily I switch on and see
His healthy body…
I get no kicks from champagne,
My tonic and gin
Can’t help me begin
To feel like I’m gonna get through,
...Thursday 9th April 2020 8:36 am
Finders Keepers
And after last bleak one, I'd like to give some balance with this message of hope and love.
Finders Keepers
by mike booth
Wednesday 4th September 2019 5:53 pm
Hide and Seek
Put fear on the list of things you should lose
With odd socks and gloves and your second best shoes.
Let regret go with burdensome guilt,
Give them away with your second hand quilt.
Composure and pe...
Tuesday 24th March 2020 11:36 pm
Write Hope on Your Arm
Wrote this back in 2018... and its apocalyptic tone feels frighteningly relevant now. But as I said then, I hope we can find morsels of hope and build on love and community in these challenging times...
Write HOPE on your arm!
by mike booth
Saturday 29th September 2018 9:28 am
In the recent storms and typhoons, I heard advice from US police to people not evacuating to write theirnames...
Tuesday 24th March 2020 11:17 pm
Flat Pack Love :An Ode to Ikea!
My dear IKEA: Flat Pack Crack Up
If the cracks start to appear
If life breaks through its thin veneer
If you pine for a new idea,
Get on down to your IKEA.
In Spring time mostly this shop calls,
As couples picture their new halls
Nightlights and beanbags in its walls,
And promise too of three meatballs!
Brochure life, you shuffle through,
Bedrooms, sofa...
Sunday 1st March 2020 2:07 pm
Under Parrs Wood
Under Parr’s Wood
A Poem inspired by Under Milk Wood by Dylan Thomas, as read by Richard Burton, and set on Burton Road in Didsbury…
To begin at the beginning…or the end of the road, which is a kind of a beginning.
It is Spring, and the mosque stands guard, though few burqas promenade its street or frequent its bars. Its spire punctures the sky, echoes of the old Methodist Chapel and...
Thursday 30th January 2020 7:15 pm
Grim up North?
The Northern Society /Grim Up North?
The Northern Club meets on t’ outskirts of town
In t’club wi’t sign fer Newcastle Brown,
T’greyhounds and whippets are tied up outside
As all things Northern are treated wi pride.
There’s chips and there’s gravy and dollops of peas
Nowt wrong wi dripping or tripe on steak pies.
No mither or scriking, no fuss and nae bother,
Just old...
Monday 27th January 2020 6:20 pm
The Ballad of Brexit
The Ballad of Brexit
They’ve banned the salsa in Stretford
Stopped pasta in Heaton Moor
They’ve put a full cork on prosecco
As part of the First Brexit War.
No pizzas allowed now in Burnage,
Chopped Salami in Cheetham Hill.
Bratwurst are now quite forbidden,
For fear Krauts may make us quite ill.
Olives are spiked now in Chorlton,
Spaghetti is banned in Mos...
Sunday 22nd December 2019 7:04 pm
Finders Keepers
Hide and Seek
Put fear on the list of things you should lose
With odd socks and gloves and your second best shoes.
Let regret go with burdensome guilt,
Give them away with your second hand quilt.
Composure and peace can often seem hid,
Like the start of the sellotape orTupperware lid.
The loss of the key to your bike lock or shed,
Is nothing to losing control of your head.
...Wednesday 4th September 2019 5:53 pm
F**ck It
Written in Widnes Station, in tribute to Paul Simon
I’m sitting in the railway station
Life’s meeting all low expectations
New philosophy, half full bucket
My way forward? Just say fuck it!
Don’t hold back or hide your talents
Go for life and keep your balance,
Just remember, long time dead,
Your only brakes are in your head.
Your angry chimp can’t hold you back,
...Tuesday 9th July 2019 6:37 am
It's Not You... It's Me: A Brexit Breakup Poem
It’s not you, it’s me
I fell for you years ago, a coup de foudre,
With your Mediterranean looks,
Your art, your culture, your Latin moods.
I devoured you, from the hors d’oeuvres to the tapas,
From the fondues to the Swiss Roll.
We blended like fine wine, like Cointreau and ice.
But now we’ve got tangled, like spaghetti
Distance relationships are always nice.
City b...
Tuesday 9th July 2019 6:35 am
A Prose Piece...
Standing on the corner, there seemed little hope of a taxi. Horizontal rain drove into my face, despite attempts to tilt my umbrella, like a knight’s lance, against the elements. Each car which passed seemed to chuckle as it sprayed a rainbow of shower drops onto my sodden trousers which clung to me like seal skin. Drips rode down my neck and I could feel a growing paddling pool forming in my squ...
Sunday 7th July 2019 6:41 pm
SPECS AND MUGS... AND SAUSAGE ROLLS
Specs and Mugs and Sausage Rolls
(With apologies to Ian Dury)
In this world of parties, life can be quite frantic,
But my sad old life can feel quite anaesthetic,
Some may go to clubs, I nibble a club biscuit,
Worry ‘bout my mortgage, and my broadband bandwidth,
Some go shake their asses, I hunt for my glasses,
Some do lines of cocaine, drink coke I get a migraine,
...Sunday 5th May 2019 1:04 pm
F*** IT
Fuck It
I’m sitting in the railway station
Life’s meeting all low expectations
New philosophy, half full bucket
My way forward? Just say fuck it!
Don’t hold back or hide your talents
Go for life and keep your balance,
Just remember, long time dead,
Your only brakes are in your head.
Your angry chimp can’t hold you back,
Best form of defence? Attack!
So watch o...
Sunday 5th May 2019 1:03 pm
Labels
Labels
We called them tramps in those days, dossers or, with condescending
And ironic respect, Gentlemen of the road.
For they were all men, of a certain age, certain smell,
Clutching their plastic bags, with coats tied round with string, or rope.
They walked the land, in laybys, country lanes, from King’s Lynn
To Bury St Edmunds in search of a meal, the next doss-house in which
...Sunday 10th February 2019 9:52 am
Poetico Ego Some
Wanted to write about the creative urge and how it relates to ego. A bit philosophical, so Descartes' famous phrase I think therefore I am, Cogito Ergo Sum, came to mind for a title.... Not really polished yet, but see what you think...
Poetico Ego Some
I write therefore I am
What I want to be,
I read because I can
Have others listen to me.
I think I’ve found a rhyme,
An...
Saturday 12th January 2019 10:07 am
Rule Britannia?
What with all the omnishambles of Brexit, I got to thinking about what our national identity really is. When you think about it, we have some pretty bizarre national symbols, but ultimately what does it mean to be British / English, etc? See what you think of this...
Rule Britannia?
Our national dish is curry, true,
Our Saint is George who dragons slew,
From Yorkshire field...
Thursday 18th October 2018 8:54 pm
Breaking News, Breaking Laws
Breaking the Laws…
They repealed the law of gravity
They said it with such clarity
To tackle the disparity
Between total hilarity
And absolute insanity
A whole mess in entirety,
It was all up in the air.
The law of relativity
Supported our community.
Unique individuality
Was now our top priority
Selfies and technology
Replaced our core humanity,
...Monday 15th October 2018 11:23 pm
Write HOPE on your arm!
In the recent storms and typhoons, I heard advice from US police to people not evacuating to write theirnames on their arms as it might be the only way to identify them. This somewhat brutal advice inspiredthe following rather apocalyptic poem - if you look closely I hope you can find a message of hope!
Run for the Hills
Write your name upon your arm,
On your sleeve tattoo you...
Saturday 29th September 2018 9:27 am
Super Love?
Superhero Love?
She had a thing for Spiderman, she loved his legs so hairy,
Some would shriek and run the tap, she never found him scary,
The way he walked, his great big eyes, he drove her up the wall.
But he never did the dusting, in fact no work at all,
Spent all his time just on the web,
Hanging round all day.
She had to tell him all the time
Don’t touch ...
Saturday 1st September 2018 12:24 pm
Get up and Gone
Get up and Gone
I remember when my uncle, with watery eyes,
Told me how his get up and go
Had got up and gone.
We were looking at the framed photo of his wife,
40 years together, and now only one.
His shoulders shook, a man once so strong,
Used to laughter, drinks and quick with a quip or joke.
And I remember when I too lost sight of the sun,
My vision blurred,...
Tuesday 10th July 2018 10:01 pm
Hi Tech Granny
Granny Hi Tech
My mum’s been posting selfies… at the age of ninety two!
She’s becoming all tech savvy, whilst I haven’t got a clue.
They say a dog can get too old to teach itself new tricks,
But she’s on Twitter, Instagram, even downloads from Netflix.
It all started back at 80, when the tablets which she took
Turned into a new device, a brand new i-mac book.
She logged on to...
Sunday 8th July 2018 4:14 am
When Clio met Rio... For Better or Verso...
When Clio Met Rio… For Better or Verso
“You dipstick!” she said, slipping into her mini,
You went through the gears, but don’t get ideas.
Chrysler! Don’t try to air con me,
Corsa you love me, I misread your signals,
My stick shift all tingles
Never did run smooth, true love’s Corsa,
Don’t leave me to break down,
All on the hard shoulder.
She began to tire, feeling d...
Sunday 8th July 2018 4:09 am
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