Over Our Granny’s Dead Body

Now, don’t get me wrong…we loved our old Granny

And we cherished her when she was here

But she pegged it.. with no life insurance

Ans the cost of a funeral’s so dear

Dad searched her house to find her stash

Cos e’d often heard it said

That she kept a wad of money

In a pot under her bed

Well he did find a pot stashed under her b...

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The Thirty Six Hour Erection

As I perused the Grimstone Echo

In the classified ads section

One advert really caught my eye

For a thirty six hour erection

Bouncy Castle Bill had branched out a bit

And did other things on the side

Including the thing in the advert

For a huge inflatable slide

For the princely sum of thirty five quid

He’d bring the thing on site

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He was the man who had five todgers

But struggled to find love

He couldn't find a condom

To fit him like a glove 

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