Our Time
This was our time:
A time of fat,
A time of plenty,
Of gluttony, sucked straight from the vat,
And pots of gold in packs of twenty.
A time of excess,
Of haunting, taunting, flaunting,
Of stretching the zeroes to impress;
A time of unrepentant, rabid lust,
A time of cities reduced to dust.
A time of the swine, the plundered mine,
Of hate and anger drunk on wine;
...
Wednesday 27th December 2023 6:31 pm
The Dance
In the oh-Christ odour of battle,
The stunned silence of snipered streets,
They will still be doing their thing -
Plying their dark entertainment
Of tango from another world:
Two oiled figures, out of age,
Swaying to the squeezebox rhythm,
Legs hypnotically intertwined,
With an unspoken whiff of sex,
Which ramps up the indecency.
Only a matter of time now.
Below, a...
Saturday 23rd December 2023 8:26 am
Let them go!
There is no reason, no excuse,
To kidnap those who go in peace,
To hold them in the clutch of fear;
The time has come for their release.
Hate cannot be allowed to win;
We must be ready to forgive,
To reconcile, to start again.
Without this faith, how will we live?
The ordeal they are going through
Defies imagination’s well.
Their families weep night and day;
...Tuesday 19th December 2023 8:43 pm
Stamping Ground
Not much goes on around my way;
It’s probably the same near you:
The brutes of buildings, boarded shops,
Unyielding gloom, the angry street,
The young, with nothing else to do.
So when they said I should join up,
I thought to myself: ‘Well, why not?’
It seemed a chance to break away
Into a blast of a cleaner air.
Nobody said I would get shot.
So now I lie be...
Sunday 17th December 2023 7:52 am
Nativity
How has the shrine of wisdom and manger
Become a nightmare of fear and danger?
Lives tossed aside, like unwanted presents,
Of factory workers and toiling peasants?
How has Christmas, day of celebration,
Been transformed into a desecration,
Where the rocket, mortar, the flag and fist
Are the only currencies which subsist,
And the welcome afforded to a guest
Is replaced b...
Thursday 14th December 2023 1:35 pm
Icarus
It’s not surprising there is some fatigue;
Far away lands of which we know not much
Soon regress once the novelty wears off
And the front page headlines have moved elsewhere.
There was that time, of course; Ukraine became
Everyone’s second-favourite country.
Top people swaggered in yellow and blue
And excited queues welcomed the displaced.
It couldn’t last. The ha...
Sunday 10th December 2023 9:17 am
Birds
Each time that I observe the world,
I should spy beauty, peace and love.
Each time I listen, I should hear
The soft song of birds, or at most
The low hum of conversation.
But when I crane my neck,
Look up, down or sideways,
In front or behind me,
Or at some frantic screen,
Or catch imagined exploits,
Mouthed off on a train, or neighbours,
Hyped up in angry gatepos...
Thursday 7th December 2023 8:44 am
Doctors
I used to see them as a boy:
Hanging around on street corners,
Loitering with intent,
Picking off the ice cream vans, one by one.
They pandered to the masses,
Displayed all their wares:
Scalpels, sedatives and inexpensive love.
They were the last resort, the leaky policy,
The get-out-of-jail card, for one more week.
Two for the price of one, sometimes.
‘Lie down...
Sunday 3rd December 2023 8:45 am
Day 644
Why do they try to murder Ukraine?
Why do they turn their hatred on us?
Why do they dump their anger again
And then feign surprise at all the fuss?
Why do they slaughter the best of our youth
And try to efface all the signs of our past,
Pretending to be the masters of truth,
Denying their part in each deadly blast?
Why do they wish to hollow us out
Why do they ...
Wednesday 29th November 2023 8:53 am
Them
With lives defined by favour and by grace,
And slotting without effort into place,
They float above the normal folk with ease,
Their major task to cultivate and please
Their backers and the sources of their cash,
To be indulged until their fortunes crash,
At which point their approach is to deny,
To obfuscate, if needed, downright lie,
To make sure they are shielded from al...
Sunday 26th November 2023 9:40 am
Science is Divided
The oceans rise and temperatures rocket,
But we have the answer in our pocket.
A glossy document, signed and dated –
Oh, come on, you should be elated –
In which we promise to slightly reduce
The poisonous discharges we let loose.
Not straight away, of course, you understand;
There are more pressing urgencies at hand.
Nearby, a man sinks down beneath the waves;
His ...
Wednesday 22nd November 2023 9:37 pm
Somewhere
Gaza: a father beats the floor in grief
As he feels his son’s last desperate breath.
It seems indecent to say any more,
As when, that evil Saturday morning,
A Holocaust survivor was cut down
During a crimson-coloured bout of rage.
I tell myself: this cannot be the best
That humankind has to offer. One day,
The innocent will inherit the Earth,
The puffball types in unifor...
Thursday 16th November 2023 5:37 pm
COP28
The hottest year ever, again;
We’re pigging out on greenhouse gases.
COP Twenty-Eight will be here soon,
That shamefest of chancers and asses.
The leaders set themselves targets,
Then contrive to miss them by miles,
Seasoning failure with blah-blah
And their well-practiced plastic smiles.
Meanwhile, siren voices tell us:
Get out there, get out there and score!
...Sunday 12th November 2023 9:48 pm
Cold Wind
A cold wind is blowing;
It makes its way in,
It seeps through the brick
And clings to the skin.
It pierces the heart
With icy disdain
And somehow compels you
To look up again.
And when you look up
What is it you see?
No castle, no garden,
No landscape, no tree;
Just untidy death
Of industrial scale.
Now all human life
Is a second-hand sale.
Thursday 9th November 2023 5:13 pm
Flatpack
It looks like a toy, my flatpack of war;
I picked it up at the D-I-Y store,
But don’t be deceived and be in no doubt,
This purchase will lead to a proper rout.
It shoots from the front, it shoots from the back,
It turns our defences into attack.
It costs next to nothing this side of town;
Once it’s assembled, the bombs will rain down.
Pitilessly, no prisoners taken,
Citi...
Monday 6th November 2023 8:47 am
Hell
In Hell, the flames are rising;
Bodies lie, in respectful rows.
The dead are remembered, mourned;
As grieving begins, the missing are missed.
Borders, faith? It all means nothing;
Flags and fat commanders are a joke.
If one could define tragedy,
This is a tragedy.
And yet, what happens, happens.
The usual suspects dish out blame,
But few of us are free from blame...
Thursday 2nd November 2023 7:40 am
Circus
They weep in Israel;
They weep in Palestine.
They weep in Ukraine.
The whole world should weep.
Time drifts by, faster than we think;
Death queues for its daily spoils.
Someone always cleans up afterwards.
The stubbornly alive cling on to love.
Condolences rain down;
Groups huddle, trying to empathise
And multiply excuses,
While a few, buoyed up by the circus ...
Sunday 29th October 2023 8:29 am
Don't Mess With The Post
The bare facts: they killed six and wounded seventeen
When a coward's rockets destroyed the Kharkiv Post.
Another crime to add to the burgeoning list.
I got used to loss at the Post when very young;
Christmas 70: my first job when still at school.
We started together, a young student and I.
Later that day, her bike was crushed by a lorry.
I was working the vans; everyone rushe...
Wednesday 25th October 2023 9:08 am
Protestor
I block the traffic in the road;
And chain my body to railings,
To illustrate the catalogue
Of governments’ climate failings.
I march in the demonstrations,
Sit down on the Minister’s lawn,
To give some hope to the children
And those who have not yet been born.
Last month I was twice arrested,
For challenging this dirty game.
Fines and days in court are...
Saturday 21st October 2023 4:18 pm
Voice
Each time he gave voice to pity, to waste –
'Abstract values' in a certain parlance –
Some people would turn and say: ‘That’s no good;
You have to take sides, find someone to blame,
Separate the good guys from the villains,
Find a flag to wave, learn a proper chant.
Your words should sting like a pointed finger.’
He understood the lure of a world
Of certainty, where al...
Tuesday 17th October 2023 9:33 am
If Only
If only we could get along
As neighbours, lovers and as friends;
To learn to sing each other’s songs,
And join hands as the world intends.
Some obstacle stands in the way
Of life in harmony and peace;
The children of all nations play,
But come adulthood this will cease.
For once toy guns and catapults
Are swapped for a more strong-armed state,
There seems to...
Saturday 14th October 2023 9:06 am
Molten Man
I am a molten man;
My flabby, molten face
Is looking up at you
As you beam down from space.
I used to look quite nice
When common sense ruled here,
In times we did not trash
The assets of this sphere.
You visitors would see
A smart, contented Earth,
Which knew instinctively
How to respect its worth.
But sadly man has struck
And chopped and grou...
Sunday 8th October 2023 9:28 pm
Hroza
It’s a tough old job,
Lugging around the body bags.
I sweat and nearly stumble
Over the packed rows of stiffs.
I think I’ll change;
Get something in an office.
There’ll be a nice comfy chair,
And morning coffee
With a tasty slice of pie.
If you can be fatigued,
So can I.
Friday 6th October 2023 7:28 am
Sightings
I saw an archbishop at Waterloo:
Looking for a sandwich
And spoiling for some action
With his usual cassock crew.
I suppose that this is what they do.
I once saw Lord Longford
Swapping yarns with a Tory,
But that, as they say,
Is another story.
Tuesday 3rd October 2023 7:53 am
Slackers, or The View from Washington
Get out there and win the war, you slackers!
You’ve had tons of weapons from your backers.
They’re no excuse: defences, mines and tanks;
You’ve all you need to break enemy ranks.
Casualties? That’s just collateral stuff;
You mean you don’t know that war will be rough?
You know what they say: you can’t take the heat?
Vacate the kitchen and stare at defeat.
We’ve stumped up t...
Thursday 28th September 2023 7:53 am
Young Man, Dancing
Quite nice, on the whole, that religious chap.
High up, apparently. (Could even be the boss;
‘Numéro Uno’, said a bodyguard.)
He gave me forty minutes;
Has some good ideas.
Drinks shandy with lunch
(‘Must keep a clear head’).
Unsurprising views on midweek sex (he is sceptical)
And Elvis impersonators (better in the North).
Unlike his autobiography,
Entitled ‘Who’...
Sunday 24th September 2023 7:18 am
Square Root
The sweaty boy lay on the beach;
‘You stink’, his girlfriend said.
But when awaking later on,
They sensed a world expired,
Where everyone was dead.
There was the sea, of course;
But, in truth, there was no sea.
Just their memories of water.
They longed for yesterday’s comforts:
When the old priest cackled and quacked,
Two lovers quarrelled beneath the pines
...Thursday 21st September 2023 5:00 pm
Lexicon
The language becomes narrower each day;
Our actions and our words decelerate.
Only in the aftermath of slaughter
Do we attempt to find the words for death:
Some words to tick the box and shrug it off,
To come to terms with our cheap cuts of guilt.
Their boy lies, unresponsive, while we live
To relish the chaos of adulthood.
Truth is complicated. Dumped in a hole,
Until j...
Monday 18th September 2023 8:19 am
Crossword Clue
Last night, I met somebody from Ukraine;
He told me Mykolaiv was his town.
‘Oh, I’ve heard of it,’ I said. ‘In the East.’
‘Not really,’ he replied. ‘Near Odesa.’
Embarrassed, I had to apologise:
‘I got it confused with Mariupol.’
Although, of course, I realised my gaffe,
This exchange exposed the danger of war
As big-headlines and the superficial:
‘Starts with M, four sy...
Wednesday 13th September 2023 5:23 pm
The Long Haul
They say we are in it for the long haul,
But the long haul is a poor existence.
Your options become rather limited:
Eat, sleep, work, fight, and live on subsistence.
I’ve driven lorries long haul to the West
And been to Asia on a long-haul flight,
But never put my neighbour in his grave,
Nor hid in shelters half way through the night.
Long haul relationships can b...
Saturday 9th September 2023 6:48 am
Colossus
You cannot see me,
But I can see you.
That’s how the war goes.
As you cross the road
Or jump on a bus,
I will destroy you
With minimum fuss.
But if you did spot me,
You would be amazed:
I’m no great colossus.
You’d miss me in the street,
As I have grown so small,
And, under the radar,
Hardly exist. At all.
Wednesday 6th September 2023 7:48 am
Daft as a Brush
The midnight attack got him. He swept floors
For forty years. Ordinary, no frills,
He carried on his work throughout the raids,
While cautious types like us would hunker down.
Close to retirement, he always swore
The cowards would not stop his night’s routine.
‘He’s as daft as his brush,’ some people said.
He made his choice, of course, as we made ours,
And he has paid the ...
Saturday 2nd September 2023 9:41 am
The Building
The pride of our town,
Its mortar and bricks
Now crumble to dust,
In heaps of destruction
And mollified lust.
Out there men are laughing
And punching the air;
They deal in high fives,
When hitting their mark
And ending more lives.
Tuesday 29th August 2023 7:29 am
Impeachment
(Up to August 2023, there have been SIX evidence-free attempts in the US to impeach President Biden. Each time Donald Trump is accused of a crime, his friends call for the impeachment of the prosecutor. Where will it all end?)
Impeach! Impeach! Impeach! Impeach!
All those who govern, judge or teach.
Impeach the man, impeach the boy,
The redwood tree, the cuddly toy.
...
Thursday 24th August 2023 4:53 pm
The Youngest of the Dead
(On August 13, 2023, a 23-day old baby girl was killed by Russian shelling in the Ukrainian village of Shiroka Balka. Six other people were killed in the attack.)
There’s an old saying: ‘live for the day’.
I managed to do that. Twenty-three times.
And then – you probably know what happened.
You may ask the question: ‘am I angry?’
'For missing out on the next eighty years?'
W...
Sunday 20th August 2023 8:47 am
Soldier Boys
Here comes my son, the soldier boy;
He’ll always be my pride and joy.
I was so proud they would deploy
Someone so young, someone so young.
His face seemed hardly out of school;
Though he was kind and broke no rule,
They knew he was nobody’s fool,
For one so young, for one so young.
A picture in his uniform,
A buttoned coat to keep him warm,
He raced towards ...
Tuesday 15th August 2023 9:32 am
War Dancers
Dancers scatter shapes through fields of war:
Dancing around the stink and smell and sweat,
Dancing to a tune or to a heartbeat,
Dancing for their supper, dancing on the dead,
Dancing through the bullets and the bayonets,
Dancing on graves and above the pyres.
It once was simple: sessions at the barre,
A bit of matinée soft-shoe shuffle,
Of tip-tap or baggy-trousered ballro...
Saturday 12th August 2023 8:28 am
Pizza
(Russian missiles have recently struck pizza restaurants in Kramatorsk and Pokrovsk in Ukraine, killing men, women and children)
Why do you hate our pizzerias?
Why do you target tomato and cheese?
What have you got against pepperoni?
Are our four seasons failing to please?
We pride ourselves on our ingredients;
Our service is rated second to none.
But your depraved s...
Wednesday 9th August 2023 9:03 am
The Body Politic
Politics lurks everywhere we look:
Politics of dithering and backtrack,
Of scaremongers and big-boy nostalgia.
Nowhere to hide. In the US of A,
Blusterman is lying through his teeth.
Meanwhile, the same old suspects starve,
Or steal to fill their bellies or their habit,
While, next door to this, others lead their lives,
Trying honesty to round off each year’s end.
Throug...
Saturday 5th August 2023 5:00 pm
Le Grand Jacques
Jacques Tati’s films should be universal,
They have so little dialogue and chat;
Yet, for some, his cinema bewilders,
The satire and comedy fall flat.
Perhaps it is the Frenchness of it all –
A supposed intellectual conceit –
Or maybe it’s down to Monsieur Hulot,
Whom he chose to interpret and repeat.
Is there not a hint of pretentiousness,
Do miming and humour...
Tuesday 1st August 2023 8:34 am
Video Link
The colonel’s hamming up the bonhomie,
The President spits bile for all to see,
The regimental parakeet is shot,
A corporal is cleaning up the lot.
Stand to attention, don’t bother thinking;
Get back to the trenches, cold and stinking.
Gleaming new tanks make the battlefield shake,
Flattening its residue in their wake.
We’ve got more weapons, let’s pick a new toy;
...Saturday 29th July 2023 8:33 am
Minefield
It has been quiet here so far;
The trick is getting through the day:
Ticking off hours, counting clouds,
Throwing pebbles into the lake.
I’m just one of the backroom boys,
I scrub up and write the labels.
It’s soldiers I feel sorry for;
Christ, there goes one, then another.
Poor bastard, sent flying towards
No-man’s land. I suppose that he’s….
That’s number five this ...
Tuesday 25th July 2023 8:30 pm
Uxbridge
We’re all for fighting climate change,
Until the choice gets tough;
Don't try to meddle with our cars,
Our holidays, our stuff.
What beats the smell of petrol fumes,
The whiff of kerosene,
The closet full of unworn clothes,
The cinema-sized screen?
We'll stand behind the barricades
To fight off this green crap,
And watch the lifestyle we deserve
Fall stra...
Friday 21st July 2023 4:58 pm
Trouble
They told me: pick them up at the station.
A family, two children and their mum.
Some English. The younger boy is crying.
From beneath uncertain, hollow eyes,
The mother does her best to raise a smile.
We go to the place behind the woodyard,
Stuffed with caravans and second-hand beds.
‘Processing.’ That’s what it said on the card.
‘Her husband coming soon,’ said the fat man...
Monday 17th July 2023 8:01 am
Ukraine, SW19
I will not shake her hand;
Surely you understand?
My people, every day,
Will shake the hand of death.
Her kinsmen’s uncouth plan
Inflicts its pain and hurt
Across my native land,
Where bodies lie in dirt
Days after their last breath.
I was told I must play;
She is allowed to stand
And face me at the net.
It’s not her fault, and yet
I will not shake her hand.
...Thursday 13th July 2023 7:10 am
500 days
Five hundred days is far too long;
The war has come, good times have gone.
The chiefs talk tough, the bullets fly,
And combatants prepare to die.
The weak recoil before the strong,
Whose bells and whistles multiply
Into a dark, forbidding sky
And chill winds sing their mournful song.
Faced with this daily raid on time,
This awful pillage of our youth –
A hideous, demo...
Monday 10th July 2023 7:48 am
Trickle
With every new obscenity,
We grope for the familiar
When we try to summarise death:
‘A trickle’, steady or constant,
Of civilian casualties.
Strange how we choose to illustrate
The rubbing out of human life.
Our terminology betrays
A culture ruled by quantities
And drip-drip measurements of loss,
Or, as likely, by the comfort,
Of images of gurgling streams,
Inje...
Friday 7th July 2023 8:07 am
Writers
They’re coming for the writers now;
They’ll take out poets one by one.
These tellers of the awkward truths,
Who show them up for what they are,
Appear to constitute fair game
For slingshots scrounged from death’s bazaar.
(The Ukrainian writer and poet Victoria Amelina was killed in the missile strike on the pizza restaurant in Kramatorsk).
Monday 3rd July 2023 4:25 pm
Left Field
What if we should try the left field option?
And wandered off message or ditched the script,
And shouted out loud: ‘Just stop the killing’.
To save the people, not yet dead, from those
Like themselves, but dressed in different garb.
Save the lives, save the years still to be lived,
Stop the anguish, the tragedy, the waste.
Turn force-fed anger into peace, disarm,
Roll back ...
Saturday 1st July 2023 9:10 am
Niceties
Must we respect the niceties of war,
When enemies adhere to no such code?
Civility becomes a fatal flaw
Which adds some extra kilos to our load.
Our protocols are there for all to see,
And everyone agrees we must abide
By rules which are the price for living free,
Although they’re only honoured by one side.
Our foe abuses captives and denies
Their fundamental r...
Wednesday 28th June 2023 8:31 am
Fortunes of War
Doing the weekly supermarket shop,
He saw the cashier had just the one leg.
‘Landmine?’ he asked. ‘You’ve guessed it,’ she replied.
The man behind them pointed to his patch:
‘I was at the front. They shot out my eye.’
Still, mustn’t grumble. My friend and brother died.’
The queue went quiet; the scanner beeped on.
A woman entered, carrying a child,
Apparently deceased....
Friday 23rd June 2023 6:36 am
Night Sight
The journalist asked nervously:
‘How many Russians have you shot?’
Juggling with his imprecision,
The marksman grunted ‘quite a lot.’
I suppose we should not be shocked,
Since he is fighting on our side,
But somehow you feel a shiver
When seeing how so many died.
You see them stalked like animals
By cold, nocturnal infra-red.
The night sight clicks; one pot,...
Tuesday 20th June 2023 5:55 pm
Captain Crappy Rides Again (Or 'God Help Us')
Does he know that he’s lying
Or is he perhaps past caring?
Or has he now crossed that line
Where rights and wrongs intertwine
To a point beyond repairing?
Do we care if he’s telling lies?
Well, it seems that some people do;
They’ve had it up to here with him
And for the moment things look grim
For the Captain and his motley crew.
Could it be true he’s finall...
Wednesday 14th June 2023 6:23 am
Counter-Offensive
We took back a village today.
Not much going on:
A few broken windows,
A burned-out car or two,
A corpse,
And one poor sap of a teenage soldier,
Hands on his head, crying out for Mum and Dad.
A broken old man emerges,
Shaking his fist and shouting ‘Kill them all.’
Another sits thoughtfully by the stream,
Praying for a missing child.
Our flag, mounted on a...
Monday 12th June 2023 3:25 pm
Cold Soup
It seems that everybody’s fair game now.
In the town of Dnipro the other day
Their missiles claimed a two-year-old girl’s life.
And so we still have the moral high ground,
Until such time our side does something worse.
I want to have faith, believe there’s a God,
But was a decent man nailed to the cross
To make way for this dung heap of a world,
This foul dominion of the ha...
Thursday 8th June 2023 8:15 am
Normandy Veterans at the Airport
They are old now, almost beyond age;
Pushed around, pinned into wheelchairs.
Though chaperoned, they seem unclaimed.
They hold up placards, give a wave
And do their best to summon up a grin,
Before we spirit them toward the beaches
Where, nearly eighty years ago,
They put their young lives on the line
To keep the locals and unborn safe.
We should salute and honour them,
...Monday 5th June 2023 7:31 am
Playtime
As kids, enjoying usual larks,
We fell on floors and grazed our knees,
And came a cropper climbing trees.
Slingshots and conkers tied to strings
Were weapons made from our own hands;
We fought in playgrounds and on swings.
Now we are adult and fight wars,
But our manoeuvres stay the same.
There are high stakes in our new game,
It’s true, and more expensive toys,
...Tuesday 30th May 2023 8:42 am
AI
It can help you pass your A-levels
Or similar bog-standard tests;
It will cook up birthday verses,
Can sketch some blackbirds in their nests
Or write a decent theme tune for TV.
But Beethoven’s ninth symphony,
The trio from the Rosenkavalier,
Gaugin’s Christs or the Mona Lisa?
Such inspiration it can’t get near.
AI is the service of the bland.
The risk is it will unde...
Saturday 27th May 2023 7:23 am
Whoops!
We must have spoken far too soon;
I think we may have jumped the gun
When we waved patriotic flags
And romped around in blokey fun.
We thought that Bakhmut had caved in;
We thought that we would run the place,
But now it seems that victory
May bounce right back into our face.
We have lost thousands of our men,
Who we knew were expendable;
But we thought our ...
Wednesday 24th May 2023 7:50 am
Days of Sorrow
We live close to the stars,
But closer by the days:
From times which have long gone
Till the dawning of tomorrow.
Consider, for one moment,
The stars and the days, piled high:
The waste,
The loss,
The pain,
The grief,
The tortured sky.
The sorrow.
Saturday 20th May 2023 9:32 pm
War Graves
I’m sure they didn’t mean to finish here.
They once were young men; they are still today.
Time has not aged them; boyish souls outlive
Their mortal frames, long since dissolved to dust.
Each pristine grave is their nobility,
A passport to well-deserved endurance.
From all around the hubs and spokes of Earth,
They came and died from homelands far away,
In Britain and the loy...
Tuesday 16th May 2023 8:50 am
Retreat
Like a giant can of insect spray,
Or some demented farmer blitzing weeds,
The looming tank, vertiginously filmed,
Mows down a flock of soldiers in retreat.
Flushed out from their camouflage,
They scatter or they bite the dust.
Whose side were they on?
What does it matter?
You still have to step over them.
The military play their games,
The politicians giggle;
Somew...
Friday 12th May 2023 5:15 pm
Purfleet
‘Picasso’s not all he’s cracked up to be.’
He’d had a few by then, but understood
The dangers of hype and adulation
Of the spineless, unconditional kind.
We were on the last train from Fenchurch Street;
Among the massed drunks now quiet or depressed,
The air was thick with smoke and rancid ale.
At first, when he leant over to my side,
I groaned, half-expecting some hard-luc...
Saturday 6th May 2023 7:37 am
Monarchs
Eric Morecambe and Ernie Wise
Sat reading in bed in those innocent days.
‘What’s the book?’ Eric says.
‘Kings and Queens of England’.
‘Pardon?’
‘Monarchs!’ Ernie cried.
Eric looked suitably mortified.
From that point of view,
Monarchy’s all right.
‘And what do you do?’
They have nice hats,
A twinkle in the eye
And friends in high places
(Though not as hi...
Wednesday 3rd May 2023 7:40 am
Census
‘How many of you live here?’
The man with the clipboard was asking.
Numbers are not my strong point
And I get a bit tongue-tied.
I reply, in a roundabout way:
‘Well, some, here and there;
Not many now;
Fewer than there used to be.’
‘Is that the best you can do?’
He snapped, looking peeved.
I slope off, inadequate,
Fumblingly imprecise.
Turning round, I see ...
Sunday 30th April 2023 5:22 pm
Leaving Bangkok
Had he been riding the moped,
Of which there was now little left?
From behind my taxi window,
Cocooned in sweetly freshened air,
I imagined the pain and death
And the relatives, all bereft.
Peering out, I could see him, sprawled,
Bloody, like meat. ‘Airport soon, sir’
Announced the driver. Soon I'm gone
From this unyielding, lethal place,
Flying home through thin-aire...
Thursday 27th April 2023 8:01 am
War Habits
Folding up your kit,
Cleaning out your gun,
Marching side by side,
Writing home to Mum.
Lobbing a grenade,
Fingers in your ears,
Larking with your mates,
Sinking twenty beers.
Blow the bastards up,
Keep your powder dry,
Punch the freezing air
As you watch them die.
Paying off the tarts,
Clearing body parts,
Bullet in the head:
Sorry ...
Tuesday 25th April 2023 8:42 am
Language Lessons
We do not know the future tense round here,
But deal in possibilities and mays;
Learning hypotheticals and options
And other such conditional displays.
Predictions in our world remain unsafe;
Coming weeks and months are speculation.
We may be staying here or going home;
Others will decide our situation.
We say ‘good morning,’ ‘thank you for your help’:
Phrases ...
Sunday 23rd April 2023 9:13 am
Sloviansk (14 April 2023)
Another toddler has copped it today;
They dragged him from the mess but then he died.
Attacks could come with heaviness of heart;
Those in charge know full well what may happen,
And might express regret for dirty tasks.
But no, each life has now become fair game;
All are equal before the randomness,
The cheap terror of such vague precision.
Yes, the good die young, but the ...
Tuesday 18th April 2023 8:46 am
Polite Society
Long ago, it was the wife who would push him
-‘These are our sort of people,’ she would say-
To take that job, which he couldn’t manage
And came home each evening utterly spent.
Oh, the ordeal of dinners with the boss
And Councillor Twitface for Sunday tea,
When he would have preferred to mooch around
And watch the football or listen to jazz.
That certain kind of snobb...
Saturday 15th April 2023 8:12 am
Victims
We think the only victims in a war
Are those with names engraved who rise no more.
But we should spare a thought for those who live,
Those damaged souls with so much more to give:
Exploits in the battle oft unspoken,
Hearts and minds decayed or simply broken.
So many of them suffer from a loss
And find it tough to put a smiling gloss
On situations which become so hard
Th...
Thursday 13th April 2023 7:52 am
Law and Order
Below par at love and related acts,
He watched the village, knowing how it worked.
He spied on locals, testing their strengths;
Weaknesses too: drink, cards, the other sex.
They all said his life would end up badly,
And it did: shot, in his lair of blackmail.
The obvious suspects: the vicar’s wife,
Whom he caught horizontal one hot night;
The bank manager, dipping in the sa...
Monday 10th April 2023 5:13 pm
The Ants
She flaunted her quiet little lover,
Who made no fuss and took out the empties;
Hopped off the bus with a spring in his step
And provided the paradise she craved.
Her friends would say: ‘she looks so much better’.
But now he has left, she sits, immobile,
And when she moves, she spreads herself too thin,
Her cascade of tears moistening the street;
Bereft of all sympathy, exc...
Friday 7th April 2023 10:00 pm
Glory Days
These pictures look quite dated now,
Like all those old films that we see.
That’s you, returning on the bus,
And, picking up the kids, it’s me.
Back in the glory days of peace,
We lived together hand in glove.
Our future seemed mapped out in stone,
The present sparkled with our love.
Now that seems like another world;
Your letters from afar arrive,
Whil...
Wednesday 5th April 2023 9:53 pm
Ventriloquist
You hear your mother's voice,
You hear your father's voice,
From beneath the rubble
Of the savaged building.
Happily credulous,
You dig with your bare hands
And cry out loud for help.
But none comes, nothing moves.
Real life, in guise of death,
Has stripped away the scales.
With its offending heart,
The cruel ventriloquist,
Yapping at your conscience,
Is put ...
Sunday 2nd April 2023 8:24 am
Milk Bottles
In the great tempest of eighty-seven,
Mum and Dad remembered milk bottles
Bouncing and blowing down their quiet street.
Incredibly, none of them were broken,
Though hordes of healthy trees were smashed to bits.
But soldiers do not escape so lightly:
One bullet shot is easily enough
To shatter for good their unprotected shield.
The broken glass has to be collected
And put...
Wednesday 29th March 2023 7:44 am
Pot Shots
Courtesy of lily-livered missiles
(Tactical? Strategic? Who on Earth cares?)
Ukrainians lose the rest of their lives,
While eating lunch or dinner in their flats.
My thoughts drift to twittish highland royals,
And double-barrelled toffs who hunt for stags,
Which bleed and stagger round for days on end
Before they die in bouts of howling pain.
It is all part of a continuum:
...Saturday 25th March 2023 8:54 am
Villanelle for a village cricketer
I’m batting at eternal number ten.
My mediocre talent falls apart;
Soon I’ll be walking back on nought again.
I’m in a team of skilled, well-coached young men,
Convincing me that cricket is an art.
I’m batting at eternal number ten.
I do not move my feet or sidestep when
A lethal bouncer flies towards my heart.
Soon I’ll be walking back on nought again.
I ...
Tuesday 21st March 2023 7:44 am
The Reunion Party
For me, Galton and Simpson were up there
With Pinter, Stoppard, and all the others.
‘The Reunion Party’ was their peak.
Nineteen sixty-five, when Tony Hancock
Struggled on through his final, fading depths.
Not seen for twenty years, his army mates,
Grown old, have changed, and not for the better.
Oh, disappointment, exasperation!
(‘Oh God, man. You’re not a squirrel; have a...
Friday 17th March 2023 9:33 pm
Circumstances
Some people wilfully tread on spiders,
But I don’t.
Some squash ladybirds for fun:
That’s not my style.
Some laugh as they crush an ant:
I can’t do that.
You can see where this is going:
Some people are just different.
They are born that way;
Or do they become like that?
They can’t all be sadists;
Sometimes it’s just circumstances.
So, could I become t...
Monday 13th March 2023 4:50 pm
Dumb Animals
When the old Soviet leaders
Went hunting for the day,
The animals were sedated
To make them easy prey.
Some decades in the future,
They send in droves to war
Minds numbed so much they do not know
What they are fighting for.
I guess there is a parallel;
It always has been thus.
Lemming and lamb go to their doom
With bare bones of a fuss.
While some...
Friday 10th March 2023 5:17 pm
Bakhmut
This indescribable Hell.
Go ahead, describe it:
You are bound to come up short.
Those nearby can’t do the job;
To them it’s still neighbourhood,
And photographs, as we know,
Will never do it justice.
Perhaps this is the way Hell
Gets away with its nonsense;
Its mammoth violation
Too vast to get a grip on,
So that no one even tries.
A brief sun bursts through the...
Tuesday 7th March 2023 5:08 pm
Anonymity
It’s only anonymity
Which makes us go to war;
When soldiers meet up face to face
They wonder what it’s for.
They talk of friends and relatives,
About whom they all care;
Discuss the beauty of the world,
Which they delight to share.
They do not bow to nation states
Or military types,
Whose mission is to keep them down
By tapping on their stripes.
T...
Sunday 5th March 2023 9:08 am
Footprints
When you are young,
You wonder what life is about;
When you are old,
You still do not know.
It’s only when you’re middle-aged
That you think you understand,
Because of tears you shed at funerals
And the trail of your footprints in the snow.
Wednesday 1st March 2023 7:43 am
Victory
The risk is there's nothing left but hate,
Or loathing and calls for revenge.
Should we prevail, one understands;
In battle, feelings are stripped down,
Until all that remains is raw,
Sensitive to the lightest touch
And far too easily provoked.
It’s simple, from many miles away,
To preach reconciliation
And call for offering of hands.
Less straightforward if family
...Friday 24th February 2023 7:43 am
The Late Show
We used to sit out in the Maidan Square
Before the war, and chat into the night;
Our arguments continued well past twelve.
We called ourselves the late show, like TV.
But now there is a late show every day:
Late husbands, brought back home in body bags;
Late wives, uncovered by a fire crew;
Late children, each identified by toys,
Beneath the expendable wrecks of schools.
...Tuesday 21st February 2023 8:53 am
For Sale
It’s rare to stumble across this:
Land left without a manicure,
Raw nature, standing untended
Or, at least, unchanged for a while,
Allowed to spread its arms and breathe,
To relax, far from the treadmill.
Behind the padlock on the gate,
A run-down, flaking, disused shed
Is masked by brambles, overgrown;
A rusty post clasped half-way up
By suffocating, unscythed grass.
...Saturday 18th February 2023 8:45 am
Snowdrops
Tread softly, the poet said, on my dreams.
Ukraine: a girl with a hunger for life
Took a detour on her way to school
To pick some early snowdrops for the class,
And some as a present for the teacher.
Cowardice is not equal in a war:
If you run from fighting, you are punished,
But if you scarper after laying mines,
You are feted as a hero, adorned
With medals, as your unk...
Monday 13th February 2023 9:25 pm
Earthquake
There is no way to sugar coat this pill;
The empty arm which dangles from the bricks
Defies all thoughts and prayers and commentary.
The old man howling for his missing wife,
His private grief invaded by the hacks,
Speaks words of simple, bitter dignity,
For viewing on the global carousel.
As leaders bring their unkept promises,
The numbers climb, as on election night.
T...
Saturday 11th February 2023 9:06 am
Torturer
You get the feeling he would cross the road
To not to have to give you time of day,
Though in his flowered garden, taut, he dotes
On children, bouncing them upon his knee,
And will cherish every stricken insect
Like a father cradling his newly born.
In working hours, required stiffness
Does not prevent him cracking the odd joke.
He says it’s nothing personal (it is);
It ...
Thursday 9th February 2023 9:17 am
Total War
It’s bizarre that Eurovision,
That riot of drivel and camp,
Became a combatant in war:
Builders bopped to the Ukraine song.
Politicians of every sort
Are decked out in blue and yellow.
Hollywood types, shocked in their awe,
Enlist and worship at the shrine.
Lottery winners in hard hats
View body bags through telescopes.
Pray silence for the giant screen.
The workin...
Monday 6th February 2023 9:04 am
Theatre
The theatre of war
Is two steps from your chair.
You watch it on the screen,
You calculate the odds
While weighing up the form
And placing your next bet
On where the bombs will fall.
Those in the know predict
That Kyiv is odds-on.
The news comes through at six:
Bulls-eye! Time to collect,
For your holiday cruise.
But please, gamble responsibly!
Thursday 2nd February 2023 4:56 pm
The Finer Things
Wars are the usual bag of tricks:
Fought by the same class of suckers,
Straight out of factory or school,
Uncomplaining and scared to death.
Heads crammed with patriotic guff,
They squirm in trenches at the front
And finish dead or short of limbs.
Those who survive, when they return
To a country fit for heroes,
Are told, in no uncertain terms,
To shut up and to know t...
Tuesday 31st January 2023 8:50 am
Sending Tanks
I understand but don’t rejoice;
Steps may be both sad and vital.
In Prague in sixty-eight they said
That no one argues with a tank.
How right they were, although one man,
Brave as hell at Tiananmen,
Stood firm and stopped some in their tracks.
Now ministers of every hue
Queue up to mount these phallic toys,
The pitiless monsters of hate,
Murder machines for far-flung ...
Friday 27th January 2023 4:47 pm
Letter from Ukraine
Lone husbands shed tears at birthday greetings,
Texted by their wives, estranged in the West.
Today’s public face of chilly winter,
The old man shivers for the cameras.
Helpless, like a baby, he tries language,
But no one cares. The caravan has moved on
To the banter of fighters in the East,
Joshing weakly as they scoop up bodies.
Life stirs somehow beneath a bombed buildin...
Tuesday 24th January 2023 7:56 am
Tchaikovsky
Should I listen to Tchaikovsky
At the opera or ballet?
Should I enjoy his symphonies,
In recordings by the Hallé?
The ‘Little Russian’ tests our taste;
Some say it denigrates Ukraine.
And what about the Eighteen-Twelve’s
Bombastic cannon-ball refrain?
Divide the artist from his art?
That’s not the point; this artist’s great.
It’s not his fault where he was b...
Sunday 22nd January 2023 9:16 am
Friendship
A friend of mine once said these words to me:
‘All friends are just a waste of space.’
(I wondered why he was my friend!)
‘They’re unreliable, you see.
They let you down and disappoint
And put your nose right out of joint.
They claim to love, but in the end,
You can’t believe what’s etched upon their face.’
‘Their comradeship is no more than a front.
They all end up...
Thursday 19th January 2023 5:05 pm
Prayer for Ukraine
Does anyone here believe in God?
Surely, if you believe in God,
You believe, for all its faults, in peace,
And there’s precious little sign of that.
Men dressed in gaudy robes and giant hats,
With pots of incense which they wave about,
Will bless all sorts of fighting and atrocity.
Blessed are the warmakers now, it seems.
That said, we know God is out there somewh...
Tuesday 17th January 2023 8:19 am
Zero Sum
Think pointless wars in places like Ukraine,
Where ungrown men are daily bashed to bits.
The battle rages on through sun and rain
And morning's loss foretells a later gain.
Lines move or bend, but finish up the same,
As reinforcements make sure each piece fits.
The casualties have no time to explain
The part as zero-sum pawns in this game.
The dead, we claim, like...
Saturday 14th January 2023 5:30 pm
Hirohito
I chanced upon karaoke
Before I knew it in the West.
One evening in Yokohama,
As beer and saké flowed, we heard
‘My Way’, a classic of its kind,
Mauled by half-drunk salarymen.
Sumo-like bouncers were on hand,
But, in truth, there was no trouble.
As we left, ‘Fly me to the moon’
Was warbled gamely through the smoke.
Later, all staggered on to trains,
Or crashed in ...
Thursday 12th January 2023 7:30 am
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